Nippleizer

It wasn't quite this bad or we would have filed a sexual harassment case.

This week as our former employer has been screwing us over, Ms M and I have been thinking about what is not worth making half of our salaries from when we left. The first thing on our list is: Nippleizer. I'm sure you are asking yourself...who is Nippleizer? He is the man at our office who should be wearing a bra or at least a damn undershirt. We worked with a man who had nipples that could cut glass from a foot away when it was cold. So what are two co-workers left to do when they know their pink slips are just days away and they keep getting man-nips shoved in their face?Okay, well, first we put on safety glasses. But next, we wrote this little song to Britney Spears' Womanizer.

Brown noser

Whatcha got, you gonna eat that?

I know you -you gotta know just what we're doing

You can play like your our friend but in our backs we'd be stabbed in the end

I know what you are, what you are, baby

Look at you being more than just a kiss up

Baby, you

Got your nipples all perked up

Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em

I know what you are, what you are, baby

Nippleizer

Nipple-Nippleizer

You're a Nippleizer

Oh Nippleizer

Oh You're a Nippleizer Baby

You, You You Are

You, You You Are

Nippleizer, Nippleizer, Nippleizer

Boy don't try to poke my eye (I) know just (just) what they are (are are)

Boy don't try to front my eye (I) know just (just) what they are (are are)

You Got Me Goin'

You're Oh-So Nosey

But I can't do it

U Nippleizer

Boy don't try to poke my eye (I) know just (just) what they are (are are)

Boy don't try to front my eye (I) know just (just) what they are (are are)

They Say your Cold

But it ain't cold

You're nothing but

A Nippleizer

Daddy-O

You got the swagger of an insect

Rollie Pollie

Just can't find the right companion

I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard

It could be easy Who you are, that's who you are, baby

Lollipop

you can suck them like a sucker

To think that I

Would be a victim not another

Say it, play it how you wanna

But no way I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby

Nippleizer

Nipple-Nippleizer

You're a Nippleizer

Oh Nippleizer

Oh You're a Nippleizer Baby

You, You You Are

You, You You Are

Nippleizer, Nippleizer, Nippleizer

Boy don't try to poke my eye (I) know just (just) what they are (are are)

Boy don't try to front my eye (I) know just (just) what they are (are are)

Nippleizer

Nipple-Nippleizer

You're a Nippleizer

Oh Nippleizer

Oh You're a Nippleizer Baby

You, You You Are

You, You You Are

Nippleizer, Nippleizer, Nippleizer

Boy don't try to poke my eye (I) know just (just) what they are (are are)

Boy don't try to front my eye (I) know just (just) what they are (are are)

Nippleizer

Nipple-Nippleizer

You're a Nippleizer

Oh Nippleizer

Oh You're a Nippleizer Baby

You, You You Are

You, You You Are

Nippleizer, Nippleizer, Nippleizer

Boy don't try to poke my eye (I) know just (just) what they are (are are)

Boy don't try to front my eye (I) know just (just) what they are (are are)

The best part of this song was when our Nippleizer actually came over to our desk and began dancing to Womanizer.