So, Real Life has been kicking our asses lately, like seriously kicking the shit out of us! RL could have taken a hot poker shoved it straight up our ass, listened to the flesh sizzle then ripped it out...then two days later taken a rusty nail and some salt and ripped open our hot poker inflicted blisters and then shoved cactus needles in there for the rest of time...and it still wouldn't have been as rotten as our week!
Yeah, it was THAT bad.
First one of our kids got one of our cars totalled (and insurance hasn't decided who's fault it was even though she was rear ended and then shoved into oncoming traffic-into a brand new Mercedes no less)... then one of us got pregnant from reading too much fan fic...then our old job called both of us back, but only to offer us a fraction of what we were making before....and just yesterday one of us got a hellacious ticket for speeding through a school zone...
So while I sit here and try to somehow make this post Twilight or Vampire related in some way...the only thing that comes to mind...is our lives have been SUCKING lately! Like a vampire sucking the life right out of us...and to tell you the truth-if THAT was actually what was happening we probably wouldn't be complaining as much. Oh hell, who am I kidding! If the real Edward Cullen was sneaking in my window at night and sucking me dry I wouldn't complain at all. I'd probably set up a video camera and tape it all so I could watch it later when I run out of fanfic to read...Yeah I'd make a vampire sex tape....quit judging me!
Wow, RL has given you guys a little kick in the arse.
ReplyDeleteLet's see for me, it was my bday Saturday but I was awoken by a massive phones calls at 5:40am and the sound of sirens, as we were told to evacuate because a Tsunami was coming. So many things went through my mind, and the only thing I packed was my computer. Then I started to panic wondering what kind of insurance do I have in place etc... then there's the pets that we had to leave behind because our friends wouldn't take them in. Aghh... it just sucked big time, and what I realized was that in a real life crisis, I was totally unprepared, so lesson learned and now I move forward.
But for me, it was more a wake up call. For you guys, I see it's something more, and I'm sending you my love. Xoxoxo.
HOLY CRAP! that SUCKS!!! Is the teen ok? And which one of you got knocked up?
ReplyDelete@Honolulu girl - uhh...HOLY CRAP! that (too) SUCKS! i would have peed my pants. at least now you can put a plan in action for the future
Honolulu Girl: Holy Crap!! At least nothing did happpen this time and you will be prepared for the future just in case!
ReplyDeleteCFTT: The teen is ok..physically. She is in a heap of shit with us though!! and it is Ms J that is knocked up! (insert my evil laugh here) LOL!
OOPS! I commented under J's login...LOL!
ReplyDeleteMan! I thought my life was sucking!! I'm so sorry for you guys. All I can say is I hope it starts looking up! I hope the teen doesn't get it too bad, and dammit! that it was a brand new mercedes!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats Ms J and Honolulu, I'm glad you are safe and that the tsunami wasn't as bad as they predicted. I can't even imagine being that freakin scared!