So, if you all haven't figured it out yet- it is me that got knocked up because of FanFic! Yeah-I am calling you out kharizzmatik! You might be miles away and think you can hide behind your computer screen, but it is all your fault! It is the only explanation there is because up until FanFic entered my life I hated sex. I would fake headaches and diarrhea just to get out of it. My husband had forearms of steel and I am positive it wasn't from cleaning the shower. Although that is what he would tell me he was doing for 30 minutes every morning before work. Then enter FanFic into my life and bammo--my libido went through the roof. I couldn't get enough. Pretty soon my husband was faking the diarrhea and my shower was no longer getting cleaned in the morning. But it was too late! The damage had been done! I guess birth control and a condom are no match to the powers of Mafia PrinceWard and his magical powers. 
Warning!!! Do NOT stare in his eyes for too long or you will be registering at Babies R Us with me!
So now while my husband and I are happy about our little surprise, we are still looking to place blame where blame is due and Ms. Kharizzmatik...we are looking at YOU! LOL!
Congrats!!!! I had better start reading more fanfic so my hubby will be happy about me spending time on the computer ;)
ReplyDeleteCongrats!!! I am only on chapter 35 but I love it just the same.
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ReplyDeleteWhen I found myself in the same, delicate condition, I found I had nobody to blame but tby789 and her Beautiful Bastard! *shakes fist at her cocktail blocking wonderfulness*
Good luck
Congrats!!! Wow!! The power of a story!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! That's funny from where I sit ;) So when are you due?
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Congrats? You left out if you were happy about being pregnant. Hope you have a smooth pregnancy. I guarantee you will never have a dull moment again.
ReplyDeleteCongrats! And yeah, I have no doubt fanfic is now responsible for more pregnancies than Bud Light!
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! You should SO put this in your ficembryo's baby book. ;)
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Thanks for all the congrats! We are excited...I just laugh that fanfic added that extra spice to my life! LOL!
ReplyDeleteThey should use fanfics in marriage counseling-since both parties would benefit...or maybe fertility drs should look into giving couple copies of The Office and EP instead of drugs :-)
@Ms J - They should TOTALLY use it in marriage counselling. I will be married 30 years in October (I was 18 and he was 20). Rob and ff have brought us back from the dead ;)
ReplyDeleteOh my dear god you are all nuts (: I have to say I agree though, and I'm only 19. Thankfully no babies on the way for me :P I am addicted to EP though and in the process of re-reading it till the next chapter gets posted :P x
ReplyDeleteHello! I have a question. I've been going crazy these past couple of days because I haven't been able to view the story Emancipation Proclamation by kharizzmatik, which hasn't been a problem before. Everytime I try to view it, a page pops up and says "for invited viewers only." Can someone tell me how to contact the author so that I can finish the story or is there another way to view the story? Please help I'm running out of options.
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