I Married a Woman...AND a Contest!

When did it become apparent to me that I might have married a woman....it was last night. Although the clues were all there. My husband doesn't look at porn (hell-he fast forwarded through the "tittie" scenes in True Blood), he doesn't have any dirty magazines, and he is moody like a woman most of the time-but last night just put the icing on the cake. He decided we should have a Vampire Diaries marathon so he could get "clued" into what I was watching every week. Well after a couple of episodes he started laughing every time Damon made a joke...and then when we were done he actually asked me if I was horny now after watching Damon. OK, I was pretty sure I wasn't being obvious with my drooling...and he was the one giggling like a school girl...so I am convinced now that my husband is indeed a woman and he obviously has a crush on my beloved Damon! Although to most of you that might sound like a bad thing...to me...I am now hoping he will let me hang my Damon posters in the bedroom.

Now on to the contest. As some of you may know we used to run the blog "Twisessed" and we had a LOT of fun over there doing it-that was until one of our kids found the blog and went to school telling some of her friends (and it just happened to be the post where we took the dolls to the porn shop)...NOT GOOD! Well, it was with a heavy heart that we decided to move-and in doing so I think we lost some of our readers and we miss them! Not that you all aren't completely fucking awesome!! But we decided we wanted everyone together again...and maybe some new people too! So once we hit 100 followers we will randomly pick one of our "followers" and give them a prize. What kind of prize you ask-well it isn't a battery operated wiener-but it will be just as good! We promise! And it will most definitely be Twilight related! So if you haven't already clicked the follow button go ahead and do it-and if you already follow us--you are automatically entered, just tell your friends to follow us to because once we hit 100...you could WIN! Good luck!!

xoxo

Ms J and Ms M