I am sure you all have already seen the new Eclipse poster (?)...is that what a "one-sheet" is? Anyway- here it is again-with our opinions...
1) Doesn't this look just like the New Moon DVD 2 disc cover? Am I wrong? I have the 3 disc and it is different from that, but I feel like I have seen this pose before.
2) What is up with Rob's crotch...I mean we get to see Taylor's...Where is Rob's? Seems like the smoke monster took it away...No Fair!!
3) Here we go again with "It all begins....with a choice". Um, what choice? I guess I am going to have to go back and reread my books, because I don't ever remember Bella trying to "decide" between Jacob and Edward. How about "Enemies will be forced to join together...to fight for the one thing they love"..? Too long? Well it makes more sense to me!
4) Ok, we pick on KStew a LOT around here, and mostly I feel it is justified-but I will be the first to admit she looks good in this poster. The wig doesn't look like a wig-and her make up is nicely done, very "Bella" style.
Those are our little opinions...do you guys have any?
KStew looks good in the poster, Taycob always looks plastic. I dunno, they always make him weird looking to me.
ReplyDeleteHow about the line under the title to say;
Eclipse
Because Jacob is a pushy bastard.
I just can't seem to get excited like I was before. I guess they have ruined me. It's not a "choice". She tells him at the end of New Moon, "Don't make me choose because it will be HIM!" Come on people, read the damn book!! I'm just extremely disappointed in it all.
ReplyDelete@HG - LMAO!
ReplyDeleteEverything I've seen and heard about Eclipse so far talks about it centering on the love triangle. They must be trying to cash in on the Team Edward/Team Jacob angle ;o)
My first reaction was that Kristen/Bella looks great, and it's nice that they are putting her in the forefront. Then I read the caption and thought the same damn thing. What choice? There is no choice? She already made it! Then I thought about how they made the boys about the same height. Other than all that, it's great. LMAO!
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What is the choice? Is the choice - to follow the book or just completely create a new story? I didn't think the movies were supposed to be fanfiction written by Melissa Rosenberg. (and if they were, then dammit, I want LEMONS) I thought the movies were supposed to be about books? Maybe I was wrong...
ReplyDeleteHonolulu lol..he IS a pushy Bastard!! Which is what I thought throughout the end of New Moon & all of Eclipse! He was really gettin on my nerves!!
ReplyDeleteI can kinda see where they get the whole "choice" thing (plus they want non-readers to think "hot ab guy" actually has a chance *maniacal laughter*) She does love both of them..and actually envisioned what her life could be like with Jake and their puppies..and she "wanted it so badly" but ultimately she couldn't live without Edward. Much to my irritation, she really struggled with it. And then of course the whole "immortality choice" which she had no qualms about whatsoever
Is anyone else kinda diggin the reddish highlights in Edward's hair? I magnified the poster like 500x..and there is alot of color in the tips of his bangs (do guys call them bangs? just sounds wrong) and it looks like some lipstick got smeared underneath his lip LOL..major urge to suck it off!! Mind out of the gutter you slutz..I'm talkin about the smudge!! Pfft..who'm I kidding?
eclipse
Because perfect abs aren't enough.
or just go with the truth~~
Because Vampires are just way fucking hotter than smelly werewolves ahem "shapeshifters"
oh yeah..lol..forgot the whole "topic" thing...They all look great on the poster-KStew does look very pretty..at risk of sounding fanatical..the zoom showed up some weirdness. She only has eyeshadow on her right eye..like she rubbed the other one off..and it looks like she had a bloody nose..one nostril is all black!! And I could be imagining things..but it looks like a big long hair coming out of the blood LOL..poor Bella. Jacob is Jacob-looks good but I don't care..Edward could be wearing a banana peel & I wouldn't care..I am loving that he's wearing a Jean Jacket instead of the whole Tweed getup.
ReplyDeleteAnd the foggy crotch..symbolic in that if Bella can't see the goods till the wedding, neither can you!!
94 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!