Wednesday, March 31, 2010

It's HUMP Day! And I Should Have Been a Doctor!

So it's HUMP day!!! Happy HUMPING!! I know we haven't posted any pictures of the "Humping" Mini's lately...we need to get on that! I promise we will get our horny dolls out soon-they have been feeling very neglected lately. Someone dared us to take them to the grocery store a while back, and really-did they think we wouldn't do it? We really have no shame! I mean you are talking about the two people who whipped out the Full Size Edward at a Kathy Griffin concert...the grocery store is small potatoes compared to that!


Anyway time for my random thought of the day-as I am sitting in the doctors office with one of my twins (no, not my tits) today and I quickly became aware that my daughter is indeed a mini ME. First she proceeds to tell me that she likes to see people fight and when other people cry she has a hard time not laughing....(my daughter is 6). Then she shows me this picture and says it looks just like our house guest who blew shit chunks all over the guest bathroom:

I dream a dream of Poo Chunks...Spraying out my ass onto your wall.....

So what do you say when you totally agree with your kid, but you realize it is probably wrong to let her go on thinking bad things about people....?

xoxo

Ms M

**Update: I just realized that adding "I should have been a doctor" to my title made absolutely no fucking sense! I was going to get into the story about how I completely diagnosed my daughter before getting to the dr's office and the doctor wouldn't believe me over the phone...dh said she just wanted our money. But I was indeed 100% right in my diagnosis. So therefore I should Be a Doctor!! Ok now that I have cleared all that up...I am done...for today...see you all tomorrow when I will release the cure for the common cold....or was it a cure for a dried out vagina....

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3 comments:

  1. Honolulu Girl-SuzMarch 31, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    You kid sounds amazing! :)

    It's okay, I got road rage the other day because some sassy ass in her rice rocket had to tail gate my hummer, so I pulled over to the side, flipped her off and cursed that I was going to kick her ass. (Um, really? I'm sure I would have fled, if she really pulled over)

    Anyway, forgot the kids were in the car and my 9 year old just whispered, "Your awesome mom."

    Oh total momfail moment, but it's also cute too.

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  2. smartEpantzMarch 31, 2010 at 9:41 PM

    Damn. I'm with @HG...your kid rocks!
    I can see my daughter saying that shit in about 3 yrs too (she's almost 3), and I am constantly telling myself and others that her teachers are going to fucking hate me!
    This begs an interesting question for me about parenthood in general...do we really want our kids to grow up to be like us? I mean, I think I'm pretty fucking rad (sometimes) but I know that I'm a total social misfit. I try to teach right from wrong, but there are sooooooo many fuckers out there that think I'm fucking wrong. Hmmmmmm. You're making me think about shit and junk....

    **smashes hands over ears to keep brains from leaking out**

    xoxo
    E

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  3. Snarcastic MApril 1, 2010 at 9:45 AM

    Thanks Ladies! I don't feel like such a "fail" when I am not the only one! LOL!!

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