Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Passwords Requests and Kidnapper Vans

Well, well, well, I guess I ought to bitch more often. After months of trying to get a log in over at Twilighted.net and getting no where-I write one little blog post and whaaalaaaa! I got a password sent to me!



Now let's see what else I can bitch about and perhaps get changed:

What the Fucking Chocolate Dipped Hell! I woke up alone again today! No Rpattz or Mr. Somerhalder in my bed. What the fuck! I don't understand! I have been requesting this for quiet a while now and nothing has happened! I know I have sent my requests in correctly. I am not even being picky...either man will do. I wasn't even specific as to what they needed to be doing in my bed! They could be sleeping, reading, licking my poor neglected clit, pounding me doggy style....fuck I don't care if they are passing gas as long as they are there! Soooooo who ever is reading this blog, and obviously has some sort of superpowers (because I got a password yesterday)-get with it! I am awaiting my man candy!


Now for my serious question/rant for the day: What the fuck is up with Lost? I mean I started watching that show when it first aired and then it "lost" me so I stopped. Then they decided to bring the show to an end-and by doing so they were going to tell everyone what the fuck was going on...and more importantly they teased us by saying they were bringing back Boone (Ian). He was even in some articles for Lost and on Regis and Kelly hawking the show. So that led me to believe...."OOOH, Lost might be worth watching again....Ian shirtless on the beach....mm'mm...and they are suppose to give us the answers to their stupid show." So I started watching again. And you know what? It sucks! I am sorry if any of you like it...but seriously what the fuck?! Where is Boone? Was it really just the 45 seconds of him on the plane talking to John and that is it? I feel cheated and lied to! Lost is like the dirty old man in the kidnapper van who offered me a piece of candy and then hog tied my ass, threw me in the backseat and won't let me go home! Fuckers!

5 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I wet my pants. Thanks a lot. Now I have to go change. (And they are my New Moon jammie pants so I am quite upset)

    LOL!! Thanks for the laugh!!

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  2. oooo I am right there with you! I was livid with the tiny amount of Boone we got in Lost this season.

    Ass holes!

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  3. yay! you finally made it in!
    welcome to the motherland!

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