It has been hard to keep a coherent thought today... there are just too many things going on in my head all at the same time. I am pretty certain I suffer from some sort of Adult Attention Deficient Disorder so couple that with all my random thoughts today and WHAMMMOOO! I am a mess!
First: We must say Happy Birthday to Taylor "Take your iced tea and shove it now" Lautner! During the mist of realizing that we are not on some sort of FBI list now for oogling over shirtless pictures of him (although it is my belief that pictures taken before today still count for child porn-so HEY TAYLOR! Take some New Pictures Will Ya?!) I came to the conclusion that he needs a new head. There I said it! Go ahead spear me now! But I don't find his face attractive at all...he looks like a child. A child with a ridiculously big nose...I have to wonder if that is why they cast his as the werewolf...because his nose looks like a muzzle. Anyway...take his shirt off and it is like a complete 180! We no longer are obsessing over how big of a mac truck can drive up that snout!
Second: I got some porn in the mail! Thank you CFTT!!! YOU TOTALLY ROCKED MY DAY! Ms J is so jealous! As she is sitting in a church filled with children I keep sending her little clips of porn to her cell phone! Wouldn't those parents just love to know they are paying someone to watch porn (in a church) while they are suppose to be watching their kids?! I keep getting little texts back that say things like "Holy Fucking Shit is that a Tit?" and "Oh My God! I would totally let him stick that in my ass"....I will go on the record in Ms J's defense and say I do not think she is an actual "ass fucker", but I think she totally could be convinced by the right person! Now I don't think I will be able to watch VD tonight without thinking of Ian's fine ass pounding away!
That brings me to my Third though: But guess what-I forgot what it was...Fucking AADD! Screw it I am off to watch the rest of my porn and get ready for VD tonight.
Thanks again CFTT!!!! I Really Do Love You!!!
WHY has nobody sent me any porn in the mail?! WHY?! I am totally jealous - lol!
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Wait! Stop! Is that Ian's ass?
ReplyDeleteYes, Yes, it is! You should see it in motion!
ReplyDeleteSnarkier, Yeah, but we didn't get any RPattz underwear... LOL!
ReplyDeleteSadly, I am also afflicted with AADD. I can sympathize, I know how hard it can make....hmmm? what the fuck was I just sayin'?? Oh yeah. PPPOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRNNNNNN!!!
ReplyDeleteSnarkier: Like Ms J said ..you got the famous panties...LOL!
ReplyDeleteHonolulu Girl: YES it is! THUD.
E: Yup: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! LOL!
OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS!! It's Ian's ass!! Look at that!! I'm just at a complete loss for words!
ReplyDeleteJust call me CFTT: purveyor of fine porn
ReplyDeleteSo it sounds like you weren't disspainted, which is awesome!
And I' ROFLMAO with those text messages!
The big fanfinction pull of 2010 is probably god's punishment for those text messages!
OMG! I have to see this. Where can I find it?!?!
ReplyDeleteIt's from the serie 'tell me you love me' !
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