A few months ago Ms J (or was it me, I don't remember who-probably Ms J cause she is the pervy one...) came across a picture of her beloved Josh Duhamel NAKED on the internet. Yeah...full frontal...naked....and very small and crooked. It was very disturbing. I personally can not look at Josh the same. Then later one us (probably the pervy one) came across some naked pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio, there again...the junk was weird looking and was swinging to the right. EEEWWW! That is all I can say about that...EWWWW! Well Saturday night comes and Ms J and her hubby invited my family over to watch a basketball game...ok, not that Ms J or I have any interest in basketball, but the husbands do and this gives us an excuse to go off to the other room and watch vampire porn and surf the internet together...FUN! Well, fun until one of us types in "Ian Somerhalder Naked" into Ms J's laptop and up pops a picture of Mr Somerhalder and his willy... now in all honesty. It looks fake to us. We studied the picture for a while....a looooonnng while if you know what I mean. And we got to thinking...who photoshops this shit? And if you are going to take the time to photoshop a dick on your favorite actor-wouldn't you take the time and find a penis worthy of placing on said actor? I mean, I am no Penis Expert....but.... I do know that anything under - oh I don't know...4 inches isn't sexy. I do know anything that is bent, crooked, or otherwise not looking "normal" isn't sexy. BUMPS, LUMPS and RASHES are NOT sexy! and good GOD it needs to be the right color! A blackish purple dick on a pink man looks GROSS! Now for the sake of your eyeballs we will not be posting the pictures we found. We don't have very many readers of this blog-and we surely don't want to blind the ones we have! But if you reaaaaallly want to see the pictures...just google them (with your moderator off).
Now for a little "tease"...COMING SOON!!!! Ms J, Ms M, Ms S, and a special Guest will appear on this blog! You will get to SEE us! Shit! I guess I might as well post Ian's pecker-if we are going to blind anyway...LOL! Anyway-stay tuned-it will probably be next Tuesday-but it is sure to be funny shit!
Okay, you killed me with Naked Leo and then Naked Ian. I'm too afraid to google that shit, but damn if those two are some of the sexiest... Yes, I agree, if your going to photo shop a penis, fucking do it right. Now back to my fantasy.. Naked Leo.
ReplyDeleteLOL, we had a good laugh over Lisa's link to a naked Rob manip at Edbrella the other day, the link is in the comments, look at your peril!!
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YAY!!! That is going to rock.
ReplyDeleteIan has a funked up package???? That is just so not right!!
Are you gals talkin about wankers? I'm so in... ;)
ReplyDeleteI have to admit, the perv side of me totally wants to google all my famous freebies and see if they're neked on the interwebs...but I think that takes something away. Good gawd, I sounds like an old prude when I say sometimes it's better to leave a bit to the imagination.
Oh hell, who am I kidding?! For better or worse I'm googling as soon as I get home! Fingers crossed I find KSlutz ;)
Looking forward to you kids coming out of the closet :)
I swear I get enough crap from my husband with his reading of my history. Lord knows I don't need to actually go looking for pictures of naked celebritires. Please promise me ladies that if Rob sends you a picture of his goods, you will share them. Please!!!
ReplyDeleteLADIES: I swear if we come across a Rob pic and his junk doesn't look like a melted candle...it is getting posted!
ReplyDeleteGood luck looking for KSlutz...I may have to take a peek myself and see what I find..hee-hee!
Stan: I couldn't find the picture on the link...can you email it to us? nolistmsm@yahoo.com.