Breaking Dawn in the Geriatric Ward

Since I am home today, Ms M informed me that I am writing the post for today.

First, Emancipation Proclamation updated! :-) Go read it, well, after you finish reading our post. (and no I didn't fake being sick just to stay home and read it)

Second, this morning after discussing the latest EP update, Ms M and I were trying to figure out what was up with the movie of Breaking Dawn. Here is what Stephenie Meyer says on her site:

January 12, 2010

Just a quick note on the subject of the Breaking Dawn film: there is no drama over whether the book should be one movie or two. My personal feeling is that it would be very difficult to cram the whole story into one movie (as I've said in many interviews previous to this), but if a great way of doing that surfaces, I'm all for it. Two or one, whichever way fits the story best is fine by me, and everyone I've spoken with at Summit seems to feel the same way. We're all excited to move forward on this, and we are slowly and surely getting there. I know people are anxious for news, and so sometimes gossip gets fabricated to stir things up, but there's no basis to this particular story.

Steph

So here is the problem, we are wondering what will happen to the actors if it continues to be slowly worked out. There were already several changes from the first to the second movies. Ms M's favorite one to point out (no not Taylor's chest) is Mike Newton's bloating. That is when I remind her that Dr. Cullen also looks more er, bloated as well. What the hell are they feeding those guys at the Twilight conventions. LOL!

These are some thoughts we tossed around this morning:

Will Robward have to begin dyeing his lovely eyebrows to make sure no gray pops out?

What if Taylor actually starts to date Adam Lambert?

Dr. Cullen and Mike Newton can't fit into any of the clothes from any of the earlier movies?

Or God Forbid...THIS is the HONEYMOON Scene we end up with:

And here is some sex in the meadow:

"Gran? Is that you?" "NO, It is YOU Bella! I told you not to wait so long to film that fucking movie, but did you listen to me? NOOOOOO"

I know-we just ruined your retinas didn't we? But can you imagine? Put those pictures in motion and possibly in 3-D.

They need to start filming NOW! We can't take the risk!!!