Monday, February 15, 2010

COCKBLOCKED WITHOUT A LIFE VEST

It certainly doesn't take much to piss me off these days...and today is no exception. Ok, perhaps "pissed" is a little harsh, but I am irritated as fuck! One of my favorite lemons was pulled from FF (well a bunch were pulled-but that isn't exactly the point of my story for now) and the author decided to move it over to the Twilighted.Net forum. OK, that is probably all fine and dandy for EVERY one else...but me! I have tried for MONTHS to get a log in over there and nothing! I enter all my fucking information and they never send me a gawd damn password. So now I have officially been cockblocked (eerrr...is that the right word if I technically don't own a cock and do indeed have a pussy?) by Twilighted.net. I know I am entering my correct email address and I wait and wait and fucking wait for them to send me a password as they state will happen "immediately"...and it never does...liars!
Off topic for a moment...holy fuck balls sent from heaven above-have you seen the new pictures floating around from the Details/Vogue spread? Well of course you have...I seem to be the only fucker living under a rock for the past few days. Honolulu Girl over at True Blood Twilight even has a fuckawesome video that she got from somewhere...veryrobobsessed maybe...anyway if you haven't seen it...I actually feel sorry for you because you are more sheltered than myself...but you have got to take a look at this:


That was......mmmm....well lets just say I need a life vest because I am drowning over here!

I am still irked about not being able to get into Twilighted...but fuck it-I guess I will just watch this video again!

5 comments:

  1. Is it just me, or does the song fucking rock. Oh My God, is right!
    Rob wanted me to have these pictures before Valentine’s Day. He’s so sweet.

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  2. Ok, so forgive me if it sounds like I'm insulting your intelligence, 'cause I'm really not, but, when I first found twilighted, I also had the biggest problem trying to get in, because they make you have a different login for the forums and for the reading part, which I think is dumb as fuck but whateves. So I kept trying to sign on to the forums with the reading login. And it took me a while to figure it out. Also, I think they're case sensitive, which is also dumb.
    Anyway, after registering a couple of times, I finally found the motherland and now just stay logged on.

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  3. Honolulu Girl: Yes it does! Holy Fuck! LOL!

    CFTT: The problem I am having is I entered all my stupid info (name, email address, etc) and they were suppose to email me a password to be able to log in. They have never emailed me back a log in. I did notice there were two seperate areas. I really just wanted the reading part...and the last TWO times I tried to sign up that is where I entered all my info but never got a password in my email back. Hell, I get 3-4 emails a day from Mohamed Lalala in Africa wanting my bank info so he can transfer 2 million dollars in to my account after he only takes out 50 dollars from my account...suuuuuuuuuurrreee! But I can't get a freaking password??!! LOL!

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  4. Oh Mohamed, he's so sweet!
    Hmm...I'm stumped! I would say, keep registering, until you get one, but I'm not an authoritay in the matter, so what do I know?
    I'f you're really desperate, let me know which story and I'll copy and email it to you, I know it's lame, but desparate times call for desparate measures and after all, I am [stands on edge of building with hands on waist and chest puffed out] CFTT: purveyor or fine (or raunchy) porn!

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  5. Well, to make you feel better, I am much more sheltered then you. What story are you talking about? Not one that we are currently reading??? If it's EP I'm gonna be so pissed. Hope you get your log in soon. That would seriously piss me off too!!

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