So after Ms J tried to burn your retinas right our of your head yesterday with her loooovvveeely post we decided to try and make it up to you today. We present to you .... a 39 second orgasm:
Now we know some of you don't enjoy Mr Somerhalder as much as we do (and for reasons we just don't get.....while we are at it...why don't you tell us...what is NOT to love about this man...)...anyway I searched YouTube for a new video of Rob to put on here for the rest of you...and you know what? The only new ones I can find are from the Details photo shoot and after watching about....oh 50 of the fuckers I started getting really disturbed..oh now-don't get me wrong, I am NOT a prude by any stretch of the imagination...I am however ....clean. And what I don't find "clean" is Rob laying on a bathroom floor that looks like it is harboring all sorts of bacteria and disease. I am also a little taken back by the chicks brown nipples. I'd like to know who thought those were attractive...."oh yes Model A, your tits are wonderful, I love the dark brown shading! Take our top off and hop over into the bathtub". Y.U.C.K. Let me say I am not a lesbian-but I can appreciate an attractive female body...and that chick does NOT have one...she looks like she may be in need of a Valtrex refill.
For the LOVE of God Rob-I hope you used some antibacterial soap after this pose! Everywhere I look I see Herpes! Herpes on the floor, Herpes on the wall, Herpes in the tub, Herpes by his foot, Herpes Herpes Herpes! Perhaps that is what her big brown nipples are....Herpes.
*cracking up* Now all I see our brown nipples and herpes.
ReplyDeleteThank you for Damon by the way, I mean, er, Ian. FUCKING YUUUUUUM! Cause yes, you guys did burn my retinas with your old people sex porn.
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!! for Mr. FuckYummy's video. That man is just too gorgeous for words. And his eyes! OMG! I could just get so wrapped up in them.
ReplyDeleteUmm, why do the people who take these photos think it is sexy to have a woman in a tub and the man on the floor (which is gross btw!)?? Come on!! Now, Ian or Rob (only how he looks in Twilight) naked in the tub!? OH HELLSS YEAH!