Monday, February 22, 2010

I Wonder If By "Articulated Body" She Means He Has A Wang?

Did I hear a collective gasp from the Ian fans? Yeah-someone attempted (I used that word for a reason) to make a Damon Doll. There are so many things wrong with this I don't know where to begin. First I will start with the hair. What. The. Fuck. Is. With. The. Hair.? It looks like Jasper's hair in New Moon, only black. Ok, then lets get to the part where his neck is cut in fucking half.... now we wouldn't be opposed if the thing was bendie (unlike our mini E). But we are intrigued by the fact that if by the word "Articulated" she actually means she put dick on Damon...oh the possibilities... A Bendie Damon we could put in sexual positions (with a Dick)! Where do we place our bid!?!



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3 comments:

  1. Ms JFebruary 22, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    I'm not paying 150 dollars for that-
    if I did...it better come with an articulated, battery powered peen :-)

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  2. MarmarFebruary 23, 2010 at 7:16 PM

    HAHA Ms J. But I do agree. Not something I would want to play with, unless maybe it was life sized. ;-P

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  3. VampiresWeLoveFebruary 27, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    $157 for a fucked-up not even Damon lookin doll?! Seriously? I'm with Ms J..better come with full hardware & a matching "Edward" for some hot 3-some possibilities!!

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