Wednesday, January 27, 2010

THINGS THAT BETTER BE INCLUDED IN THE DVD EXTRA FOOTAGE

So, we all know the DVD is coming out March 20th (and if you didn't ... surprise! The DVD Comes out March 20th!!!) and you can start pre-ordering yours now. Target is offering the special 3 disc deluxe edition again (like they did with Twilight).

We have decided that there MUST be at least a couple things included:

First.... one word...NIPPLEGATE! We want a fucking explanation! I swear to Pete if someone doesn't explain why Edward's Nipple looked like it was in need of some Valtrex I am going to scream. Which if I may get on my soap box for just a moment....why hasn't anyone asked Chris Weitz this in any of his freaking interviews? I for one don't give a flying fuck-0-rama whether Rob and Kristen are fucking behind the Dairy Queen in Vancouver while filming...I want to know the important stuff...like what the fuck is up with Robs Man Nips! So THAT my bloggy friends better be included in the DVD.

Second... More Rob, Naked (without the hemorrhoidal nipple)..ok, I know we won't get to see "that", but maybe just more of the parking lot scene with Edward. That was yummy. And perhaps more kissy Rob...like the kissing montage in Twilight Special Edition DVD....that was eeehhhhhhxxxcelllent!

OK, now what is up with the DVD cover? Why do they keep changing it? Is this really the official one? It looks like Edward is giving Bella and Jacob a piggy back ride...and when did Bella turn into an Asian? ... just saying...

2 comments:

  1. I'm not really sure that I like that above DVD cover! It almost looks like Jacob is resting on Edward's back. I'd like to know who's going to be a part of the DVD commentary. Let's be real, I don't want to know how they cinematically put the film together, I want to know the fun stuff. And the fun stuff does not include another mention of how exactly Taylor put on 30 pounds of muscle by eating sweet potatoes and meat patties every two hours.

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