First, this morning I had to go to the grocery store. Let me share that I am not usually the person who will buy one of the magazines up front, but today I get to the check out and my panties flew off toward the stands. Yes I had to buy this weeks issue of TV Guide after I wrestled my underwear from the shelf as they were dry humping Ian's lovely face and screaming obscenities that had the check out gal blushing-and placed them back in my pants...Have you seen it?
It is yummy!
On to more ramblings...today Ms M and I both ordered our Twilight companion books. So it got me to thinking why hasn't Stephenie finished Midnight Sun. There are a lot of gaps in the books that having Edward's point of view on would be helpful...Let me say I would especially like to read Edward's point of view of the honeymoon. And it would be even better if it could be rated X and placed in the erotica section of Barnes and Noble. How many fucking copies of that book would she sell? Well, I would be willing to bet my own clit that it would outsell the original Breaking Dawn by a mile! Do I hear Best Seller? And if Ms. Meyer needs help with the lemons...I know SEVERAL ladies that could help her out! Ohh, that reminds me-some of my fan-fics have updated! Ms M-don't call me for a while...I'm going to be...um...busy cleaning...yeah, cleaning-that's what I will call it.
Okay, how can I not check out a post with that fucking title? *rolling on the floor laughing*
ReplyDeleteFirst of all! HEELLLZZ Yeah! The Vampire Diaries tonight!! Woohoo.
Next, I'm seriously laughing at your suggestion of Midnight Sun being labeled Erotica. That's brilliant!! We should sign a petition and send it to her publishing firm.
I'm all about getting a petition started...I wonder if we could persuade her :-)
ReplyDeleteSometimes I wonder if Stephenie reads all the lemony fanfics out there... Edward has definitely motivated others to write some creative stories.
Hey there Ms J...thought you were cleaning? Oh, were you just cleaning out the underwear drawer? LOL!
ReplyDeleteHonolulu Girl: Sign me up for that petition!
WV: "borings"...as in Breaking Dawn was Boring without the "Erotica"....
I think Stephenie will eventually finish Midnight Sun. She has to! Didn't she just recently say somewhere that she was open to the idea of going back into the story??? BTW-thank you for the tip on this week's TV Guide! I'm going to have to pick it up. My latest post was dedicated to the Vampire Diaries' NYLON spread/my lunacy in going to see them in March!
ReplyDeleteWell hello there lovelies! Thanks for the reminder (err, kick in the pants) over at the old blog to remind me to get my ass over here. Catching up on the posts now (before I head off for more FF)!
ReplyDeletePS - I even updated our blogroll, yeah me!!
Somewhat related. They way I cure my craving for midnight sun is by reading some other epov. I've read dark side of the moon by blondie and am currently reading breaking dawn epov by sarahholmes. They're both on twilighted.net. dark side of the moon was freaking awesome and breaking dawn is so far too, but not finished yet. It's like eating tofu and soy milk. It keeps you strong =)
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