Here is what Rob SHOULD look like:
This is what Rob Should NOT look like:
Seriously folks did he just step out of Haiti? Did he fucking crawl out of the rubble and drag himself through the streets to jump in front of the cameras? A bath, a beard trimmer and/or a razor can go a long way sweetheart! Now don't get us wrong...Rob with a little bit of stubble can be quite tasty-but this full on Unabomber/Grizzly Adam's look...not working for us!
This is what Rob Should NOT look like:
Seriously folks did he just step out of Haiti? Did he fucking crawl out of the rubble and drag himself through the streets to jump in front of the cameras? A bath, a beard trimmer and/or a razor can go a long way sweetheart! Now don't get us wrong...Rob with a little bit of stubble can be quite tasty-but this full on Unabomber/Grizzly Adam's look...not working for us!
Laydies!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's becoming hirsute for his art. If you were going to be in a movie with Hugh Jackman I'm sure you'd do whatever the role required of you. "Unbound Captives" woin't be provided many opportinities for RPatz to be clean-shaven.
One of my other British crushes was on immediately after Rob, Sting. Weeks ago he had a horrible beard. I think Rob swiped it and slapped it on. GQ Rob with the stubble is my fave and I totally agree that this look is a bit off. I also wish he could have given us a smile. I may have donated more.
ReplyDeleteIs this beard for a reason? Like a movie? I miss my Vanity Fair Rob
ReplyDeleteBeardRob is a bummer. Stubble? Yes! Beard? No thanks. And why didn't he smile? Yes, it's a very serious situation but that smile would have at least balanced the awfulness of the beard. Maybe.
ReplyDeleteI think maybe he's growing out his mountain man beard as a handy place to store hot pockets.
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