Besides the fact that I want to fuck each and every one them until they can no longer walk we discovered that all our fan fic Edwards have one thing is commong... The tats!
Whether it is the Beautiful Bastard, DomWard, MafiaWard, DoctorWard, NannyWard, or the obvious Tattward...they all got em' ... the tattoos!
So now we have to ponder...if Rob were to actually get a tattoo...what the fuck would it do to us? Would our vagina's just wave the white flag? Would our clits be posted on Milk Cartons around the country because they got frightened and skipped town? I don't know about you ladies but I would love to see it-I would be willing to sacrifice my lady bits to see Rob Inked up for real.
A cock ring would be good too, but I get it....one thing at a time.....
Fan Fiction inspired my tattoo!!! If Rob had one I would probably start drooling... Oh wait... I already drool over him. I would probably be totally wrecked.
ReplyDeleteRachel Z: So what did you get? If FanFic Inspired it, I am curious now!
ReplyDeleteBwaaaahaha! Awesome.... Viva la fanfiction! If Rob got a tattoo, I may stroke out... just sayin.
ReplyDeleteyep. i too would prolly stroke the fuck out if he got a tat...gah!
ReplyDelete@rachel, FF has got me seriously contemplating getting my nipples pierced!! please tell what tat you got!!
who is Nannyward?? am i missing a story??
Wow. I never realized that all 'wards had a tattoo in common. Well a tattoo is a statement, and (if you aren't drunk and only 18) they should mean something.
ReplyDeleteI had three, had two removed and am now down to one.
So. I would hope that Rob would consider it before inking himself and if so, nothing Twilight related. I'm sorry, that would be 'gay'. *don't hate on me please*
Oh. My. God. That first photo...I can't stop looking at it.
ReplyDeleteThe milk carton! LMAO!!!!!!
If Rob got a tattoo and it was non-Stew related, I might explode.
Oops just wanted to clarify my comment (fuck it sounded harsh), that I would get a Twilight related tatt and it would be cool because Twilight meant something to me, but for Rob... No... It must be something else. Maybe he can get my name tattooed?
ReplyDeleteI'll admit tattoos was not my first thought when I read your title....I think all the Edwards I have read have been VERY well endowed...whether stated so or not--though most state so!!!
ReplyDeleteWould LOVE to look for a tattoo on Rob...As of now, I always look for that cute mole on his neck behind his left ear and it sends me a lil crazy!