What Makes a Sexy Vampire?

So, Ms J and I have been discussing "what exactly makes a sexy vampire". Is it the Smoldering Eyes?

Is it the messy hair?

Is it the fact that since the rest of him is rock hard... Mr VampWilly is probably at Full Staff 24/7? (I'm sure after about a week of THAT we'd be ordering the astro glide by the case)

Or could it be that behind every hot vampire there is a hidden British Accent? - The kind that makes all the ladies want to hump the TV screen? "UM, honey whatcha doing?" "Oh ME? Just dusting off the TV" "With your clitoris" "Why yes, didn't you see the special on 20/20? It works better than Windex and is better for the environment. I am all about the environment. There are dying polar bears out there and all the emissions and fossil fuels and the carbon dioxide and the o-zone layer and and and ... Damn it just fucking leave me alone!"

Vampire Bill was on TV the other morning and he is fucking British too!

What the hell! Do I hear European Vacation??!! I'm thinking screw the Twilight Cruise-Edward won't be there anyway. Fuck Set Stalking in Vancouver! We'd probably just end up sitting in the bushes for hours only to catch a glimpse of Billy Black.

Let's go to Europe! Anyone with me?? Ms M