When did I lose my dignity-I can't seem to remember? I know it was AFTER reading the Twilight series that is for sure! But I can not recall exactly how long AFTER. I thought I was keeping my obsession under close wraps-only those closest to me knew how bat shit crazy I had gotten. But somewhere along the way-I have let myself become too comfortable with it.
Case in point TODAY-- dh calls to tell me he saw the Wiener mobile at the grocery store, my first thought goes to mini E...wouldn't mini E love to see a gianormous wiener?! So I text Ms J..."Morning Beoch! Guess what just rolled into town..a giant dick! Dare me to take E up for a picture". Of course I picked the wrong person if I thought I had found someone who might TRY and talk me out of it...she was like "I dare your ass to do it" - That did it. I was on a mission.
With Mini E in tow...I cruised up to the store, had no trouble finding the giant wienie, and in front of - oh say 75 people ...whipped the little fucker out and started taking pictures. The disturbing part to all of this-is that I didn't think any of this was out of the ordinary until I got home.... then I began to ponder.... Holy crap! Since when did it become the "norm" for a thirty *cough cough* something chick to pull a doll out of her handbag and start taking pictures of it with a big hot dog?
I guess I will be on the lookout today for the van with the people in white jackets. I'm pretty sure they got my tag number...
LOL!!! What a great pic! I have to say that I am also starting to see Mini-E as "normal" - this is probably not a good thing... I had "Shades Edward" and mini-Bella hanging out on a shelf in my living room last night. And I had friends over for cocktails. I considered hiding them in the bedroom but then I just said "fuck it let's see if anyone notices..." - a few hours in and Edward was getting passed around the room having a grand old time!
ReplyDeleteP.S. my verification work is "bacen" - is Oscar Meyer watching over us???
That is hilarious! Love Mini E and the giant wiener - classic!! Don't feel bad about your dignity, I haven't seen mine in years! I'm not even sure it still knows where I live.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, dignity is overrated, imo. I lost mine too, somewhere between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, I think. Just as technology runs away from Renee, my dignity runs away from me...
ReplyDeleteHey Beotch :-) Where are the pics of Bella licking the weiner?
ReplyDeleteI told you Crack Whore! She just kept trying to smoke it! LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!You 2 r 2 funny!!
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