'Twi-porn' and Red Robin

Last night, I went to Red Robin for a late birthday dinner. I decided to show my DH a picture of our son on my cell. He takes it and looks at the picture...then-shit-- he starts to try look at my other pictures on there. I (like a raging manic) jump out of my booth rush over to his booth and say loudly, too loudly, "I don't want you looking at any of my Twilight stuff on there." The teenagers in the next booth obviously heard. Although they didn't act like it---probably trying to save me some embarassment and maybe leave me a little bit of dignity. Of course, my dignity was further stripped when they put balloons on my head and sang to me. On the way home, my husband remarks, "Nice outburst to keep me from looking at your Twi-porn on your phone." Ain't that the truth...I do have some wonderful pics of Rob on there :-) I need to add some of Kellan walking his dog or leaving from a workout... :-) Ms J