Edward Cullen (Kayne West) Heartless Parody

Lyrics:[Chorus: D-Mayne]

In Twilight,

this guy I know

The palest skin you ever saw

All the girls still want him though

And now you know, I wanna be like Edward Cullen

I wanna be Edward Cullen

Wish I could be Edward Cullen

[Verse 1: Mr. Washable]

Wish I could be Cul-len

Wish that I could get all the girls

, yoDidnt have to breathe,

didnt have to eat food

And of course I want to read everybodys thoughts

I wanna sparkle in the light, and drive a Volvo

And honestly I wanna play the Piano

Although it would suck to never turn 18

Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me

I wanna say that Dracula is my homie

Be a Vegetarian even though I eat meat

Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy

Thats such an awesome name, theyll all be jealous of me

[Chorus: D-Mayne]

[Verse 2: Mr. Washable]

Wish I could be in, Dr. CullensFamily and the Olympic Coven

Then Edward can, be my brethren

And he can tell me how to be more like him

Jasper and Emmett are so cool also

And Alice is like Katy Perry Hot N Cold

Dont wanna be near Rosalie, though

Cause I have a thing about being around a-holes

Id run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please

Its obvious she would much rather be with me

And if he says no, then Ill have to agree

Cause honestly, he could beat the crap outta me

[Chorus: D-Mayne]

[Verse 3: Mr. Washable]

Walkin, walkin, walkins dumb

Wish I could do the Edward run

Then I would be real quick too

And I could get home in time for Scooby Doo

If I was Edward, I would be

1,000,000 times hotter then he could ever be

And James would be afraid of me

I would live happily

If I could read peoples thoughts

I wanna have Edwards life

I wanna graduate a thousand times

[Chorus: D-Mayne]

Cullen~