Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Bloodrayne Tampons--WTF?!

So in my obsessive nerd bomber search on the Internet for all things Twilight related-I find these. Seriously-What the ever lovin' fuck are these? At least they are Gentle Glide! Nothing like snagging up the sides of the ol' cooter with a rough tampon-yowsers!

So then I get the giggles...I'm thinking-I want these fuckers! I want to stock them in the guest bathroom for when people come over. Next time the mother in-law goes snooping through my bathroom cabinets let her find these Vampire Tampons...you know "For When There's too Much Blood"...LOL! Next time my sister in law comes over and is need of twat plug I can offer up the Vampons. Oh the possibilities are endless!
Posted by at 11:56 AM

12 comments:

  1. stopdazzlingmeJune 23, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    LMFAO - that's all.

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  2. Jenny JerkfaceJune 23, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    Huh. I'm vaguely horrified but now want to own them. I hate when that happens. lol.

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  3. VenusattwilightJune 23, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    OMG LOL!!!! Now I want to buy some.....

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  4. LuvsMeSumEdwardJune 23, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    Nothing like snagging up the sides of the ol' cooter with a rough tampon-yowsers!

    Lmao...omg too funny!

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  5. marieJune 23, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    WTF?? I can't believe someone actually came up with this idea LMAO. Although, I'm sure if they had put a couple pictures of Edward on the box they'd be sold out everywhere!

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  6. marieJune 23, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    Hmmmm, Edward and gentle glide in the same sentence. I guess my mind just stays in the gutter lol.

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  7. Ms JJune 23, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    I think someone used the Playtex box and edited it...maybe we should do the same thing with Edward's pic on there and market them. :-)

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  8. Undercover TwilighterJune 23, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    Where on earth can you get some of these!!?? I need them. I see that they're for vamps, does that mean the 'pons will suck ALL your blood out your vag? Cuz I don't need super extreme vampire strength absorption.

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  9. Snarcastic MJune 23, 2009 at 6:51 PM

    I'm not really sure...but I do know...if the vampons themselves had little Edwards on them...those suckers (no pun indended) would sell like hot cakes!!!

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  10. MarlanaJune 23, 2009 at 7:27 PM

    You are freakin cracking me up!!

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  11. Latchkey WifeJune 24, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    Ah, holy crap! That is hilarious... "For when there's too much blood" - who thinks up this shit?

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  12. Shiny Volvo OwnerAugust 4, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    I actually cried with laughter, then fell out my chair then.
    That's fucking hilarious!
    I want them to give to my friends... I wonder if they will give them a Twilight make-over. Ya know, like the one's Bella uses :P

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