Monday, June 29, 2009

Mrs. Lautner Maternity Shirt

Damn! How wrong is this? I was surfing the net this morning and ran across this:


Yes, that is a baby bump in the picture. On sale at cafepress, you can buy your own Mrs. Lautner maternity top! Holy shit! This is wrong on so many levels. First, he is Mr. Scary Story, so I'm not sure he is that interested in impregnating any females*. Second, he is 17! Are teenage pregnant Twilight fans rushing out to buy this shirt? Third, isn't the real baby daddy going to be a little pissed if you are claiming to be Taylor Lautner's wife while carrying his baby?

*Disclaimer: we at Twisessed are not actually saying that he is gay, we are only saying he can sound like it--LOL!

2 comments:

  1. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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  2. I'm totally buying this for the cake baby that I am forming in my womb-area.

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