Thursday, September 17, 2009

Smutty Town USA: Population: Me

"What do you mean you don't read smut?"...do you know how many times I have heard that in the last few months? Well, let me tell you...more times than in my entire life-that's how many! I don't know why...I dabbled in it, but most of it seemed rather corny to me. "He put his long throbbing member into her slick wet slit"...ok, whatever. I guess it takes more than just sex talk to get to me. I need a story to go with it. I am not a man. Just the site of a pecker doesn't get me off. I need the romance, the "need" to be there....and I found it..I found it in The Office.

I know, I know...a LOT of you have already read this and have fallen in love with it. Which is why I decided to give it a try. I thought, if it is getting tons of recommendations it has to be good....and boy is it ever. So, if you haven't read it yet--what are you waiting for? And if you are worried about it having too much smut...well, could you ever have too much smut involving Edward Cullen?

Here is a little video I found to perhaps spark your interest in this panty ripping story:

4 comments:

  1. The Office is great! Oh man, once you're done drooling over that one there are so many others out there that are ridiculously good, cheesy, whatever but they will get your fucking motor running. LOL!

    I actually stopped reading Twismut for awhile because I didn't have the time. Then I got into it again. Big mistake. Just like Twilight, everything else has gone to absolute shit. I'm obsessed.

    ha ha, my WV is 'ouseri' doesn't that sound kind of French?

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  2. Is sure does...I am mildly turned on now! LOL! I was up til 2 the other night reading that smut... LOL!!

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  3. I f*cking LOVE the Office!!!! And I'm another Twismut addict as well. Is there a 12 step group? I think I might need to join. Hell, how bout a support group instead? I don't wanna kick my habit anyway. ;)

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  4. I heart me some smut, my husband hearts what I do to him after I read smut. It's a win/win providing I can ignore his constant picking and harrassing over my obsession.

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