1/2 of Your DARE...and If We Aren't Cougars...What Are We?

First, Thank you for your requests for the Truth or Dare...Unfortunately neither Ms J or myself is in need of the prophylactics that were requested...so we didn't want to actually purchase them...so here is as much as you are going to get: Mini E and Mini B Banging on a Box of Condoms in a Busy Walmart Isle...YES-There was a worker staring at us the entire time we set this up.


Now to my next thought:

IF WE AREN'T COUGARS...WHAT ARE WE?

I was reading on line that the definition of a cougar is a woman over 40 having relations with younger men...well neither Ms J or myself is 40. We are more like...er...30, yeah lets just go with 30 (and a couple of years...maybe...perhaps...oh screw off!!!)...anyway.... So what we are wondering is: if there is not a specific "lable" for us-perhaps it is "normal" for us to lust after 23 year old men....or in last nights case Ms J was drooling all over herself for a certain 19 (Yeah that's right bitch-I looked him up when we got home. Dude is only 19! I think I hear the Iced Tea Truck coming your way) year old lead singer. I was busy drooling over the 24 year old Martin Johnson...everytime that boy said "ARE YOU READY"...I was like "DUH". I tell you what...if I didn't have my daughter with us we so would have went to the after party, and I SOOO would not be here writing this blog right now... oh wait-Damn it! I am married! Shit! I forgot about that! Crap! OK-Case in point: THIS IS WHY THE DH'S WILL NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT THIS BLOG!!!

Anyway-back to my orginal point... What the Fuck are we? What do you call 30 (something) year old women who have the "hots" for 20 year old boys. And why do I think that if these "boys" knew what we could do for them...they would be all over us too?!


Here is Mini E: Enjoying himself some Boys Like Girls too!




And here is a video of the band we went to see last night. This was the first song we had ever heard from them. I know they are a little "teeny bopper, emo ish" But we'd still do em'! LOL!

For more videos you can go here: Boys Like Girls Videos

Oh and before I forget: Here is the band and video Ms J was dry humping to. I have to say: I do like this song...It is so naughty...LOL!

the lyrics:
meet me at my door
end of the night youll be screaming for more more more of mehh
Tonights a big night so lets make history

My lips touch your lips
my hands on your hips
wats it gonna take
for you to give me my goodnight kiss

Oh Whoa
my heart is beating fast but my hands are moving slow
Oh Whoa
feels so right you just cant say no

late night gonna hit the town
gonna take you out
gonna make you whoa
whoa midnight romeo

show me yours and I'll show you mine
gonna make you sweat
gonna feel you head to toe
you know I'm your midnight romeo

I'll be your Dr. jekel and your Mr. hyde
the best of both worlds when you get inside my place place place with me
you'll be the lock I'll be the key
tonights about to win
tell me baby are we more then friends
Tonight your dinner's free
Wats in it for me

Oh Whoa
My heart is beating fast but my hands are moving slow
Oh Whoa

feels so right you just cant say no
late night gunna hit the town
gonna take you out
gonna make you whoa
whoa midnight romeo

Show me yours and I'll show you mine
gonna make you sweat
gonna feel you head to toe
yu know I'm your midnight romeo

Show me yours and I'll show you minee
I'm gonna make you sweat
Gonna be your romeo
Whoa

Late night gonna hit the town
gonna take you out
gonna make you whoa
Whoa

Late night gunna hit the town
gonna take you out
gonna make you whoa
Whoa midnight romeo
show me yours and I'll show you mine
gonna make you sweat
gonna feel you head to toe
you know I'm your midnight romeo

head to toe you know
midnight Romeo
head to toe you know
midnight romeo