I know I know, I guess it is highly illegal that I saved it to my hard drive when the thing went floating around last April...but I thought it had to be a fake. Well, today I was cleaning out my drives and I see it... New_Moon_Script and I think...hmmm-I am going to check it out again before I delete it, just to see if anything matches what Summit has released so far. You know what ladies? It matches PERFECTLY! All of it...every last fridder frackin' detail. So now I am thinking-crap! My original thoughts about the Leaked Script still stand.
Is this why they are waiting to announce the details for Breaking Dawn? Is it because they know they are going to be pissing A LOT of people off? Sure, Sure-New Moon will make Millions in the theater-but after Melissa Rosenberg ruins not one, but TWO of our precious books-are we going to want to flock to the theaters to see Eclipse? I don't know if I will be able to stand it? If they can go through Directors like a cougar goes through batteries while reading TwiPorn---why are they sticking with the same screenwriter?
Let me give you some advise Summit People....I would venture to guess you could hire ANY one of us over 30 Twilight Twitards to write your movie for you...for FREE! Yes, FREE!! All we would want in return is a little one on one time with Mr. Pattinson. AAAANNNDDD-Let me go out on a limb here and say---I would bet my left tit that if WE did the screenwriting for such movie (say...Breaking Dawn), it would be the highest grossing movie EVER! You would have Amish housewives showing up with their horse and buggies just to see the magic we created! We would stimulate more that just our own clitoris'...the economy would be booming! Energizer could sponsor our Midnight Premier!
I have not seen this script, but I must say I will be HIGHLY PISSED OFF if she truly fucked this movie up. Why couldn't they let Stephanie write the screen play?? It is her book after all!!!!
ReplyDeleteAmish housewives...holy crap...I'm dying over here...please somebody help me up. Anyway, so now you totally have me worried that this is going to be a crap movie. Boo. But I'm still gonna go see it. For real...why did they keep the same screenwriter? I don't understand!
ReplyDeleteI never saw, or even heard of the dammed leaked script. But if it's pissed off a fellow twitard I'm honestly considering hunting down the fucktards that are Scummit and showing them how it should have been written. And I agree with the fact Stephenie should have written it.
ReplyDeleteThat woman is too nice for her own good and even if Melissa fucked it about she wouldn't have said anything.
Bleh. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt for New Moon, but they fuck about with Eclipse I'm contemplating going to head offices and roasting up some nice corperative balls and then feeding them to the head cock suckers.
Stephenie maybe shouldn't have written it, or we'd get at least half hour of description of the beauty of edward, I get the sense she couldn't move it along right. But, she should have input, and they should fire the current screenwriter because she's TERRIBLE
ReplyDeleteSummit doesn't care if it's crap or not, they just want to crank it out as fast as they can so people will buy it.
I hope to high heaven they didn't let her write eclipse, or that she came to her friggin senses, and tried reading the book, or something
I just wish they'd have someone who cares about this story and these charecters try their hand at it!
NOOO! Please please please do not tell me they changed the ending of NM in the way I'm now thinking they changed it...I feel ill. Fuckery!!!!!!
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