OMG, this happened to me. And I think it has happened to Ms M too. So last night, I spend several hours reading "the Office". I think I need to get some satisfaction for myself, so I go try to coearse my honey to put out. He claims he is tired. Doesn't he understand I was just reading about Ms Swan and Mr Cullen 69ing it on a couch? I need to get some! So if I was a guy, I would have a serious case of blue balls! Of course maybe I shouldn't be typing this right now! I just consumed three margaritas!
Been there...just get out your bullet and take care of yourself...can't wait around for the men to take care of it. Fail for the hubs.
ReplyDeleteTime to reconsider that "No Foreign Objects" Rule isn't it?! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand this.
ReplyDeleteI'm a 21 year old college student with a libido that surpasses a hyena in heat that's jacked up on viagra.
I don't have a girlfriend, but I will REQUIRE that she reads Twiporn. This is an excuse to have pure hardcore sex. I want to be pounced upon walking in the door, and the only thing going through my mind would be "Yup, Twiporn update."
WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE MEN?!
I'm with you Fire Crotch, if Mr. Not So Smutty doesn't put out, I show him Mr. Pink and tell him I'll put it on his tab. No sense tourturing myself waiting on his non-smutty ass.....
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