A Million Facebook Flairs Can't be WRONG! So How Did They Fuck This Up?

Yes! I am well aware we are late with this. I guess we have been in some sort of Alternate Silver Volvo Galaxy Denial, but WHAT THE FUCK?! Why isn't the Volvo Silver? I mean, if the author of a book makes a point to go on and on and on and on about something...wouldn't you stay true to THAT?! and ESPECIALLY...especially! If you are on the second part of a series and the first one had used a fucking Shiny Silver Volvo. Hell, I am surprised they didn't decide to make Edward tan and pillowy soft...oh wait! Don't tell me! Now don't get me wrong. I wouldn't have been opposed to a different model of Volvo. Stephenie Meyer never did get specific with that part. I wouldn't care if were the "Grandpa Jones" model. I really wouldn't care if each movie used a different model-The thing is: It just needed to be a Silver Fucking Volvo (how hard is that?). Now-what are we suppose to do with all of our Facebook Flair? Mark out the Silver?

And while I am on my soap box...if they were going to fuck up the color---why not just fuck it up completely? I mean, if you are going to veer away from the "Silver Volvo"...why not go for a black Porsche, or a Aston Martin Vanquish...

Can you imagine how incredibly H.O.T. RPattz would look stepping out of one of these fuckers?