Monday Ramblings

So, I am sitting here thinking (never a good idea)...and all this thinking has given me a thought...



Is my lack of ideas for this blog because I am getting bored with the hype of New Moon. Oh Now! Don't get me wrong-I can't wait for the movie to come out. But I could really care less who is eating where, who went to what concert-and quite frankly who is boinkin' whom. I have come to the realization that none of them would ever in a million years want to boink me-so I don't care what they do with each other....although if any of them were even mildly aware of some of the special "skills" us over 30 women possess...I would bet our phones and doorbells would be ringing off the hook!

Let me in Ms. M! I have heard about your skills!!

So when I approached my mailbox this weekend and found my new Entertainment Weekly inside I was only mildly excited-perhaps I was let down because of the apparent lack of Mr Pattinson....but anyway..I flipped inside I was trying to read the article about K-Stew and I couldn't . I couldn't even make it thought all of her lousy interview without closing the magazine up and mumbling something that sounded like "whore bait" under my breath. I mean seriously, I may cuss a little...ok a LOT-but I am pretty sure if someone was interviewing me for a magazine about a movie I just made (about a book that is strictly PG, PG-13 at best) I would Not be dropping the F bomb all over the place. Tact! Look it up K-Stew. Apparently you don't possess any.

And while I am on my little soap box--lets just say--hypothetically, that I was a good mom. You know the kind. The ones that screen what their kiddo's watch-limit TV time, don't let them have too much sugar, make them read books instead of play video games...yeah let's pretend that was me. (Not the me that watches Borat and American Pie with her daughter...no-not that person).

So, here I am...the "goodie" mom.... And perhaps I have read Twilight and deemed it harmless. It is full of good "wait till your married" values-and then I let my daughter watch the movie. Because let's face it-the movie had less "smut" than the book. Then I read an article with K-Stew and every other word is "fucking"...hmmm... that doesn't seem too smart. I'm not certain I would want my daughter seeing this movie and looking up to this little crack whore.




Anyway, after reading as much as I could I have finally decided-I really dislike K-Stew. I know, I know-some of you LOVE her. Something I will never get. I think her lack of acting had a role in ruining the Twilight movie for me. And I frankly think she is a bitch. Now, whether or not she "really" is one in person-she comes across as one-and if you have taken a job such as hers you need to be prepared to NOT be one if you want people to like you. I don't buy the "I'm shy" bullshit. You can't be that shy if you are an actress. I think the "I'm shy" shit came from someone trying to cover her ass. I find her to be an unappreciative monkey whore.

Perhaps I am in a rut. Perhaps I am craving some new set stalking pictures from Eclipse. I don't know...maybe I am going to have my period soon, so that has turned me into a cranky short-tempered asshole-but I needed to get that off my chest.

On a positive note...Mini E and Mini B have been quite the exhibitionists this last week and yours truly has not been arrested yet...