Monday, August 10, 2009

Calling All TwiNerds! We Need Help!


Ok little TwiNerded Perverts...we need your help...all 30 of you. Which by the way--how did that happen? We had like NO ONE forever, then it went to maybe 20...then we quit blogging for the weekend and come back to 30. Is that the secret? We would get more followers if we'd just shut the fuck up? Anyhooooo--back to what I was saying: We need HELP!


As many of you may know Wednesday's around here in TwiSessed Land are what we like to call "Hump" day Wednesday's. Well, with two very INFLEXIBLE dolls and a lack of "New Sexual Positions for the Inflexible" books at Barnes and Noble (Yes! I Looked!)..Oh yeah-they make LOTS of books that state: "This Move is NOT for the Inflexible"... We have come short on ideas. Besides taking a road trip to Mount Rushmore and having them "do the naughty" on Lincoln's nose-we've drawn a blank.


Ms J suggested the church she recently acquired keys to...I replied back I wasn't looking to actually BURN in Hell....so anything religious is out. Same goes for anywhere that will actually put me in jail-neither me nor Mini E want to get ass raped in prison.


Won't you help two Horny Dolls out??
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8 comments:

  1. MarlanaAugust 10, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    You have fans because you are so damn hilarious!! Hmmm.... new places or positions. I will have to think on that one and get back to you. You will probably think of something good. I have faith in ya!

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  2. Susie From ApplesnFeathersAugust 10, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    I will sit on muh thinking chair and come up with some kick ass photos ASAP

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  3. Shiny Volvo OwnerAugust 10, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    You are fucking hilarious, that's why you have so many followers!

    And as for places for the Mini E and Mini B to hump on... You can always have them do it on your computer while the blog is in the background :P

    Or on a picture of the Volturi. Just because hehe :P

    The bath would be the obvious place, if only the damn clothes came off... *sigh*

    I look forward to more posts and more hump day! hehe

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  4. Jenny JerkfaceAugust 10, 2009 at 6:01 PM

    I think it's time to take them public. Do it on the diner table, in the canned foods section of the grocery store or maybe next to the asparagus. If you want to get real kinky maybe a doctor's office...

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  5. Ms. JAugust 10, 2009 at 9:00 PM

    I have one idea that might not land us in jail or hell... I'll talk to you tomorrow :-)

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  6. AnntasticAugust 11, 2009 at 12:09 AM

    I need to email you a photo of my Fun Size Edward doin' it at a kids bday party (said photo op was taken after the 4 year olds went outside to the bounce house). Anyway, I'd just read The Arrangement (fanfic) and so my FSE ended up having a "party" of his own with a Spiderman action figure, while a collectible quality Wonder Woman watched from her box (heh heh, I said BOX). HAWT.

    I think JJ is right... they need to get their freak on in public.

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  7. BriAugust 12, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    I vote for getting it on in front of (a pic of?) Jacob, a la:

    Dear Jacob,

    I win.

    Sincerely,
    Edward

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  8. Snarcastic MAugust 12, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    OK...You guys rock! Next week will def. be better! They are going public..and heads will turn! LOL! Ms J...you got that bail money??

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