Monday, August 24, 2009

Kathy Griffin or Bust....

Of course Mini E and Mini B had to get their freak on while we drove...those horny little bastards!

Hey Look It's Emmett! Hey Em-See Me and B do fuck...a lot too! Have you and Rosalie ever did it in a human's car going down the highway?




Then they did it in our Chip Bowl at the Restaurant...Geesh guys! Get a damn room!



Finally we arrived at the venue! FSE met us there, he drove himself--I guess he didn't want to see his Mini Self banging the Stew bag for the entire 3 hour drive. He was ready with his "Team Griffin" Shirt and everything.


If one more person walks by and laughs at me, I will kill them. I am not kidding!

Damn the Freaking Man! The stupid security guards would NOT let us take him inside. Something about him being too fucking big and we would be blocking the view of others or some shit like that. So FSE went back to his car to wait for us.



We did get to take Mini E and Mini B in though. And the nice gays behind us had fun making Mini E feel up Mini B...if they only knew what positions we had put them in before--I think their little tittie 2nd base feel up was too mild-but whatever, they had fun. The cutest thing was when gay #1 (the boy) said ..."Oh I was going to wear my button that said 'I love boys who Sparkle'..."



What kills me about this picture is the lady in the back looking like "What the F.U.C.K."...although I am pretty sure she was just wondering where she could get her hands on some Twilight dolls too-she looked a little jealous.




The Show was about to start...see how close we were! Mini E and Mini B were excited! So excited they decided to sneak off to my purse to screw for a bit.




Here is the creme de la creme....Kathy Talks About Robert Pattinson!!!!!



Sorry for the quality of this video..my cell doesn't take the best videos...

Damn it! If only FSE could have been there! Stupid Security Guards! Next time I am bringing a bag big enough to smuggle him in !

5 comments:

  1. Holy effing shite. You gals are the shiznit! The fact that you put a Team Griffin shirt on FSE is hil-ar-ious. She totally would have given you guys a shoutout if the stupid security dude would have let him in. He was jealous that a cardboard cutout was hotter than he was.

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  2. I'm holding back a tear for you girls because FSE didn't make it in and it would have been so perfect given she actually talked about Rob!! I think the girl that brought him to Kelly Clarkson's concert folded him in half lol. Can't believe they didn't let him in with his Team Griffin shirt!

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  3. OME! That is the best thing I have seen all day! And I love that your mini's started a friendship with the gays! It would have been great to hear people's reactions as you walked in with him. Your blog is effing fabulous!

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  4. Stupid Security! That would have been sweet ass to get a shout out from Kathy Griffin because how could you not notice FSE in the damn crowd I mean honestly lol

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  5. Wow...you girls have some balls! Awesome! I wish he could have gone in with yous, but it still looks like fun was had by all...even the gays.

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