It is HUMP Day so you know what that means! Mini E gets his "hump" on.... On the Barbie boat?!?
Dang Mini E! Not on the Barbie Bar!! Now I am going to have to disinfect that too...not for your juices of course--but you are getting Bella Cooties everywhere! Ok...I'd like to take a moment and get serious: I am calling BULLSHIT on the "K-Stew was Sperminated by a Vamp" story! Seriously people - who believes this crap? Now..if the headline had read.."K-Stew Gaines a Few Extra Pounds After Hitting the Bong too Hard and Getting the Midnight Munchies"...I might consider that. But NO-I'd bet my left nipple on this one folks! I do not believe she is carrying a vamp child/or human child....a bong...a crack pipe....a prescription for a high powered antibiotic...maybe.....but a child...NO.
Blah!! I don't believe that crap!!
ReplyDeleteIf there was any fucquing truth to that, woulnt we here they were filming Breaking Dawn next?!? Clearly-for that reason alone-I'd have to officially declare this "gossip desperation"!!
ReplyDeleteOooop! --HEAR--don't tell my 2nd grade teacher!!
ReplyDeleteIt's a load of crap-o-la! Shit, if every time I put on a few pounds, people thought I was prego, I'd have hundreds of imagined kids! What the fuck people... get a life!
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