So I told the story about turning my friend "SS" into a TwiNerd a couple of weeks ago...well she calls me today to say/ask "why is Bella with Edward when she could have Jacob"...WHAT??!!!
What am I even suppose to say to that?
So I am like: What the fuck do you mean?
SS says: Edward is an idiot! He lies to her, he keeps things from her and he is all cold and shit. And Jacob is all hot and dangerous -- in a yummy sort of way....and Jacob would never lie or keep anything from her. And when Edward asked her how she could believe his lie after the many times he told her he loved her...well that is what men do...they lie! So who's to think he wasn't lying all the times he did say he loved her...Edward is a jerk.
At this point I am so taken back, I have no words. Does this douche troff not believe in "true love"...Doesn't she realize Edward was doing everything he did to protect Bella because he loved her more than his own life! I am beginning to wonder---are we reading the same books? Are there two different versions out there and that is how we end up with these "Team Jacob" people?
And now, I am not certain what to do with her. She is of course in LOVE with Twilight...but not for the same reasons as me. She still hasn't watched the movie-I am hoping that maybe THAT will persuade her to see the light...the sparkly light! Surely once she catches a glimpse of Mr Pattinson she will change her mind. She admitted today that she had no clue as to who he was (yeah I think the bitch has been living under a rock for the last year).
But--what if she doesn't.
Can I still be her friend?
I mean, it was almost easier to be her friend when she thought I was just a complete nut job and didn't get the whole "TwiNerd" thing--but now to be on the wrong team.
I am having her over tomorrow to watch the movie. If at that point she hasn't switched teams-I don't know what I will do to her.
Wish me luck!
For the love of all that is holy...change her mind!
ReplyDeleteKeep us posted. Good luck.
I felt the same way when my mom announced that she was Team Jacob. All I can say is one less be-yotch to compete with!
ReplyDeleteWe all have that one Team Jacob person in our lives. We have to either try as hard as hell to change their minds or we have to come to love and except the fact of their difference in opinion...Fuck a bunch of that fix this!!
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud over that pin quote! If that is real I need to get one. I hope you marked your friend's last words on having no clue who Rob is, because after you show her the movie, I'm sure that's all who she will be thinking about. I got my mom into Twilight and she just recently watched the movie and for some strange reason she thought that Jacob had a fake nose to make him look more wolf-like for the later movies. No, Mom...That's Taylor Lautner's real nose. She also thought his hair was way too long. So glad she is a Team Edward. Update us on "SS" after the movie!
ReplyDeletei honestly don't understand "Team Jacob"
ReplyDeletemaybe they're not much for romance? because the way i see it, jacob is still a little boy even if he is 6'7".
i mean for fucks sake! haven't these people read breaking dawn?!
change her. change her now.
or kick her to the curb.
Thanks for the encouragment girls! I am going to do my best!
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