Sucked into the Vortex Known as FanFic and More Contest Information

Yes, It is Thursday...and Wednesday came (tee-hee) and went without a Hump Day Picture post....What the Fucking Hell you ask? Well, Mini E and Mini B were definitely humping! But where was the Camera Girl? Um, she was reading FanFic and didn't stop til the story was over. I sat in the same chair so long my fucking ass fell asleep. I think I need to invest in a new chair...or bring the laptop to the couch-but I have a feeling that would only fuel the FanFic reading fire and I will end up gaining 600 pounds and start yelling things like "Bring mama a block of cheese and a pound of bacon I need a snack"....

Ok, I will eat this bag of Cheetos while you get my platter of cheese and bacon...don't bother yourself with cooking that bacon mama likes it raw!

So the FanFic that had me sealed off from the rest of the world yesterday was The Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin

I realize we are probably behind the times (as usual) and most of you have already read this, but if you haven't...DO IT! Especially before seeing New Moon in less than 28 days (SQUEEEE!). The Dark Side of the Moon is New Moon written as Edwards Point of View (In the Midnight Sun Style). It doesn't have any lemons-but it is GOOD! Good enough to give your poor little clitoris' a well needed break for the day!

On the Contest Front: We realize not everyone has a Mini E AND and Mini B....so you are welcome to just send in a photo of one or the other as well.... and if you have a Full Size Edward...feel free to use him too. The most creative will win! All photos need to be sent to Twisessed@ymail.com and then make sure you leave a comment with the shirt you would like to win. Good luck!