I have to say that I love the Twilight books. You can thank Ms. M for that. Let me tell you a little bit about myself. If you have followed Ms. M very long, you would have heard about me in one of her blogs. I am the one that is in her late 30's, professional and Ms. M made me read the books. I called and told her I hated her for it but secretly was glad she made me. I LOVE THEM. My poor husband didn't even get a second glance for a month until I had read them all. With that being said, I do have one beef with the books. I hate the end of Breaking Dawn. You spend a whole fucking book leading up to this big fight with the Volturi only to have it last for two chapters and is nothing more than a chat in the forest. Then after their "chat" the book says "yawn, I'm tired. Me too. Lets go home." and ENDS. WTF. Uh hello.... Isn't there something more???? Tell me what they are doing a month later. Tell me if they go to college. Tell me SOMETHING. I really hated how the whole thing ended and can truly say that the ending of the whole series really blew monkey balls. Seriously, every book before left me hanging for more. I'm all snug in bed, I'm thinking to myself, "yea!!! I'm going to finish it tonight." As good as the books are, I just KNEW the ending would be something that would have to be the end all. They broke more headboards screwing, the baby grew up, something!!!! But no, I read the last of it and thought to myself, "well the sucky ass screen writer is going to have to take some kind of liberty with this!!!" It would be the one and only time I would allow anything to be changed from the books. Well except for the honeymoon scene. Maybe the movie will actually allow us to see them screwing and not just wake up to the broken headboard. Would Robert Pattinson's bare ass pumping and grinding be considered PG-13? Oh Fuck it! Give me R all the way! Who needs any of those preteen pieces of shit in the theater anyway?! It is our money that is padding Summits pockets! We are the ones giving our preteen bitches the money to go see the movie anyway. Hell-I'd even go to one of those sleazy porn theaters if I was guaranteed to see some Rpattz "action"...who's with me ladies? Did I hear someone say Full body condoms and Margaritas!!
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ReplyDeleteI totally agree!!!
ReplyDelete@Marlana...I am trying. Lord knows I am trying. She says things like "I don't have time, I have 3 kids...blah blah blah"...I say things back like "Your Clit will thank you"..."Don't you want to read about Naughty Edward"...and "Gawd Damn it Bitch just read the Mother Fucker"...but nothing is working yet.
ReplyDeleteWell, once she does, she will thank you!!!
ReplyDeleteUmmm I don't hold out much hope for the screwing scenes for BD...but I do WANT to see these:
ReplyDelete1. The honeymoon scene in the kitchen where Bella runs her hand on shirltess Robward's bare chest telling him she wants to be human a little while longer and he moves her hand to his stomach and says, "For this? Sex was the key all along? Why didn't I think of that?" (rolls eyes)
I can completely see this scene in my head and its hawt!Maybe cuz I'm the one answering, "Hell yeah for THAT!!!"
Reread it--Think of Rob rolling his eyes when he brought Bella to meet his family in Twilight.
2. And of course, seeing Robward's butt while standing in the water...that's gotta be PG-13ish, right? ;)