The Haunted Airman Hump Day

Mini-B is inspired by the movie and gives mini-E a back massage...but you know what that can lead too...

A Mouth Full of Cream!

Being called a "pube booger" has motivated me to write a post-- LOL!

Spoiler Alert! If you don't want to know what happens, then stop reading now. (Note from Ms M: Seriously You know what happens? I sat there for an hour and a half and I still don't know what the fuck happened!)

So last night Ms M and I had a random night off from the DHs and it happened to be on the night when The Haunted Airman hit the Redbox. Oh, where do I begin? First let me give you instructions for watching this DVD. Turn on the subtitles from the beginning. Ms M and I started without the subtitles, bad choice. We didn't know what was really going on. So we stop and turn the subtitles on and watched the beginning again. (Note from Ms M: Left, Right, Left, Left, right there, yeah right there, steady steady....sounds kinky: it's NOT)


We have to admit that we were wishing this was a video of the 'the office.' Some nice panty ripping moments would have made this movie so so so much better.


After turning on the subtitles, we understood what was happening, only problem was there isn't much happening. The movie was definitely made for TV, right? We aren't sure why RPattz's character, Toby, is at this mental institute for military men. He is injured sitting in a wheelchair and he smokes. Apparently, he is in love with his Aunt. Before you say What the Fuck-- It is not incest, (well not technically) it is his aunt only by marriage. So here is the whole story of the entire movie--- Toby is having issues seeing spiders and things in the shadows. His therapist at the mental hospital is doing Toby's aunt, Toby kills Aunt, movie ends.


There were parts of the movie where you see Rob use some of his same looks from Twilight. Ms M and I would have to quote Twilight while watching. "I don't have strength to stay away from you"


Another funny part... "I dropped bombs and felt instant relief." says RPattz. (Note from Ms M: I nearly fell off the couch! I am waiting for someone to put this on youtube with some farting sounds!)


He also describes how he realized that he was killing innocent people when 'dropping bombs' and leads him into a monologue reminiscent of... my family and I are not like the others. We hunt animals. We are vegetarians. Ms M and I both said this out loud when this scene was playing.


I wouldn't recommend purchasing it...unless RPattz smoking in a wheelchair gets you going... save your money for watching New Moon multiple times on the big screen. (Another note from Ms M: I agree! And the bathtub scene wasn't all that wonderful either. I am SORRY ladies! We love us some RPattz...but I couldn't help but think of Tom Hanks in Philadelphia...perhaps it was the lighting...but whatever it was...it was not attractive). OK MS M, you want to back off and let me write this motherfucker? Quit hijacking the blog ya Ass Diddler, I think you have some control issues you need to work through! HA HA!