But here goes anyway-Nothing has ever stopped me in the past.
I was reading some blogs today in my drunken cold medicated haze and one stood out to me by TwiSoup (I love the name by the way "It's so meaty"..LOL) and they had a very good point. After reading FanFic and meeting Edward the mean, cursing, horny bastard--it makes Edward in the book look like a real pussy. When we re-read the books don't we all secretly wish Edward would just flip Bella over in that meadow and ram his hot meat stick in her ass? I mean he could have at least grabbed a tit or two. And really....where was it that I saw the spoof about Bella offering Edward a little taste of the yonder regions while she was flowing..... Not that I wanted to read about Bella's menstrual cycle (she was whiny enough without throwing PMS into the picture)...but I could have gotten into a little clit sucking.
Yes Twisoup ladies...I think we are addicted to Naughty Edward too!!!
What was that Mr Cullen? You want to suck my tits and then ram your throbbing cock into my wet pussy... OK.
Ok-I am off to bed...this medication is really kicking in! This better not be the fucking swine flu!
Awww...thanks for the love! OME...I almost can't read Twilight anymore without wishing there would be some reference to Edwards twitching cock...seriously, you know he's got a hard on. Bella is such a cock tease.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, you should be blogging while heavily medicated. I just split two pitchers of Blue Moon with one other person and I'm feeling MIGHTY fine right now. I should probably be no where near a computer. In fact, if you were here, I would party boy on your NighQuil'd ass.
I need some of your medicine :-) We really should stop blogging while 'impaired' :-) What has 'The Office' done to us? BTW, FSE has been invited to the Slumber Party in a few weeks. :-)
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