This morning Ms J had sent me an message asking when exactly we started our blogging experience... since a lot of our posts are now missing (I think some of them didn't make it over from the original blog)...so I started looking back and one of the posts I ran across was this one...asking about a
"Pattinson Pal" ..... That got me thinking (which is probably NOT a good thing this early in the morning) I wonder if anyone has gotten around to making such a device. I mean it has been 3 freaking years so surely SOMEONE has done it by now, right? WRONG!
What I did find while Googling my little heart out was this:
So, we can get a "Winning Love Doll" but no "Cullen Clit Teaser"? Life is no fair...
We can also get a Tiger Woods doll...although I don't see the point of this. I mean why buy a blow up doll of Tiger when you could have the real thing...won't he do just about anyone?
Finally I came across this...(NO PUN INTENDED)...
So, we can get a Miley Doll with 3, count them THREE Achey Love Holes...but still no Rpatz (Edward Cullen)....
What has this society come to? Besides a 30 something mom looking for sex dolls at 6:30 on a Thursday morning....
xoxo
Ms M
So, we can get a "Winning Love Doll" but no "Cullen Clit Teaser"? Life is no fair...
Did you check to see if there is a Taylor Lautner doll? I wonder how many achy breaky holes it would have?
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