10 Things Husbands Want to REALLY Hear

First off.. HELLO there!  It's been a while, I know-I know!  We kept meaning to update this lil' ol' blog thing but life has somehow gotten in the way.  But HEY!  Guess what our News Years Resolution is? 

OK, Now down to business.  I saw a little article on Facebook a few months back and meant to comment at that time, but being the lazy shit I was-it never happened.  THEN I see it again and think SOMETHING has to be said!

The title of the article was "10 Things your Husband Wants to Hear from their Wives".
It had lame ass advice like:  “I love being your wife.” and “I know how important it is to live within our means.  I’m with you on this.” ... good grief!  I could make a list of 10 things my husband would LOVE to hear me say.. and not one thing was on that dumbass list.

So:  Here is my alternate list:

1.  "Oh My God!  When was the last time I had your BIG <emphasize big> Dick in my mouth, I'm dying for a taste".  Because ALL men.. even our gay counterparts love to have their dicks suckled.

2.  "I am so horny!  Can we just Fuck right here?"  Because what man doesn't want to hear you say you'd like to have sexy time?

3.  "I know it's my night for the TV, but wouldn't you rather watch sports while I lick your balls?"  Really, do I need to comment?

4.  "I would love it if you would stick it in my ass tonight".  There again....no comment needed.

5.  "I know I just gave you a blow job yesterday, but can I please do it again?"... please refer to comment number 1.

6.  "Can I please give you a hand job while we navigate down the highway, or better yet... a blow job?"  I think we are beyond comments at this point.

7.  "Oh My God!  Your dick is so big!"

8.  "Please jizz on my tits"

9.  "I love your mother! Also, I love your dick, can I suck it again"

10.  "Don't worry about pulling out!  I love the taste of your cum!"

So, there it is my list... you can add your own in the comments.