Yesterday (while sitting on my ASS) I saw this horrific video being displayed on my television:
(Click to watch below)
A Different Kind of Mommy Makeover
Yes my friends, that video just compared a woman's Labia to a Roast Beef Sandwich (Are you still thinking Arby's) and then proceeded to CUT it off!!!
Holy Shittah!!!!!
Now excuse me while I ponder this....is this a normal problem to have that your labia dangles down so far and you are forced to roll it up like a hobo's homemade cigarette to go bike riding or wear a pair of pants? And do your meat flaps get in the way of sexual intercourse, getting tangled up and stuck back inside you? Perhaps your giant fun curtains were slapping your man's testicles so hard that he is now sterile and you can cancel that vasectomy he had scheduled for later that month. I don't know-I guess anything is possible, but you'd have to pay me a LOT of money to show up on national TV as I was pulling a wagon full of my own vag behind me to announce to the WORLD I had that problem.
Now things that do go together: ME and Ian Somerhalder's crotch! Holy Fuck! Did you see him on Live today? Just a side note Me and Ms J were suppose to go see him when he was scheduled to be on Anderson Live last Tuesday-but he cancelled so we didn't go...boo! But had we been in the audience for the Live show today--well, there might have been some problems...and not with our Labia's!!
xoxo
ms m
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