Jared Leto Made My Panties Disappear!

So I today I had a post all ready about how I felt like such a teenage girl with all my teenage obsessions...

I was ready to write about how it wasn't enough to be obsessed with all things Twilight and Vampire Diaries. NOOOOOOooooo! Now I have to add Witches into the mix.

It started out innocently enough - they show The Secret Circle after Vampire Diaries and what do I have to do that is better that plant my lazy ass in front of the TV? So I started watching. It was/is corny...but (this is where I feel like a teenage girl) the guys are sort of hot..ok, one guy in particular. The Adam character, who is played by Thomas Dekker...who if I did my math right-I could probably have birthed him (ok, I don't think I had my period yet in 1987, but still, stranger things have happened).

See, he is extra yummy...and I am extra inappropriate...so it all works!

But as I am researching stuff for this post (about the Secret Circle) and how I ended up buying the book for my Kindle...etc... I thought-I really need some "mood" music, so I went to Youtube to pull up my "go-to" band for blogging....and after watching one of their videos...a Thirty Seconds to Mars video came up on the side...the "Bury Me"...well, I love me some Jared Leto so I decided to watch that too...THEN this music video for their song "Hurricane" came up. It stated that it was "censored" and my first thought was "Holy Jesus Titties-they have an UNCENSORED video out there with Jared Leto? I have GOT to find THIS!!!". ... AAaaannnd I did! Oh My G.O.D. people!! Have you seen this?

It is basically The Submission/The Dominant in video form...

I don't really understand the whole premise of the video or the song because every time Jared Leto started blindfolding/gagging/spanking/licking/handcuffing/banging the one chick I lost all my other senses. I think I went deaf, quit breathing, at one point I had to pause the video and go put on more deodorant because I was working up a sweat, and I am pretty sure my heart stopped beating for a few seconds there. Plus the sound quality of the song sucked...it kept cutting in and out..so I muted it after a while.

But if any of you need a 20 minute break in your day...or want Jared Leto to do a magic trick on your panties like he did mine...here it is: