So today I was laying down trying to get this fucking headache from the retched depths of hell to disperse...when what should appear in front of my eyeballs? No, I am not talking about the Buzz Cut heard 'round the world...I am talking about THIS my fair ladies:
Holy Fucking Orgasmic Hell!! Yes, that is Channing Tatum and Alex Pedophile ERRR I mean Pettyfer (although I do feel sort of like Chris Hansen AND his mistress are going to show up at my house with their jug of iced tea when I get all moist staring at him)...
Anyway..I digress...
I guess they are going to be in sort of cinematic porn, there I go again... I mean MOVIE.. called "Magic Mike", and I am certain that is some sort of euphemism for their "Magic Penises" since this movie is about them being male strippers and all (just sayin').
What does all this mean for me...well-my headache is gone. My eyeballs are still in that post orgasmic shock...and I am getting me and Ms J some movie tickets...Girls night out Bitches!!!xoxo
MS M
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