Lemony Halloween Decor?

Last night, my family and I were getting out our Halloween decorations and, of course, I had to bring out my stand-up Edward that Ms M bought for me last year. (Oh come on, I know you all have your full size Edward cut outs in your basement too and Halloween is a perfect excuse to bring them into the living room so you can gaze at it all day)

My Edward is from Eclipse...but I got to thinking...what I really would prefer is a Beautiful Bastard Edward. One who has bathed, doesn't have creepy golden eyes, and is dressed in a ready-to-rip-your-panties-off suit. I know some of you out there probably want a different lemony Edward... an Edward holding a flogger and nipple clamps, an Edward in a hockey uniform staring angrily as if he is ready to throw you up against the lockers, an Edward covered in tattoos and holding a cupcake. Don't you wish the local Halloween store sold those? LOL!

Now if you are reading this...(I think I heard a cricket chriping) but maybe, just maybe, someone is still out there- comment on what type of Edward you want to decorate your house with for Halloween-