It read a little something like this:
"Why don't they have audio books of lemony stories? I need someone to read those to me as I'm cleaning the house or doing laundry. Can you imagine hockeyward read out loud??!!!"
But what I actually read was this:
"Why don't they have audio books of lemony stories? I need someone to read those to me as I'm pretending to clean the house but instead I'm locked in my closet rubbing one out...or as I am pretending to do the laundry but instead I am rubbing my 'no-no' area against the laundry basket dreaming of hockeyward..."
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MS J!!! I JUST KNOW YOU TOO WELL!!!
Anyway: my reply was..."OMG! Can you imagine if they got that skanky special needs chick that did the Breaking Dawn audio book to do it?!"
If so, it might sound a little like this:
Actually I think the monkey does a better job, but I think I will still keep my lil' lady in her pants rather than "get off" to audio porn...
ps..extra points to the first person that can Name that Lemon!!
xoxo
Ms M... I seriously did want to get some cleaning done LOL! The monkey doesn't do it for me!
ReplyDeleteMaster of the Universe? That video is fuckin hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteIt is from The Office :-)
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