Farewell to Ms M's freedom...and to her long lemon reading days.
She just started back at the job we were let go from last year. (On a positive note, she gets to see Nippleizer again. Okay, that isn't such a positive note. Don't forget your safety glasses, Ms M!)
Several other people in her life are quite stressed about her lack of free time.
Ms M, why did you do it? I enjoyed dancing for you everyday.
Ms M, I am truly bothered by you going back to work. How are you to read all the lovely lemons about me while sitting at a desk?
Rob, Ian, Lemons...calm down. I'm sure that Ms M will still remember you once she returns to work. She loves all of you too much to trade you in for the Nippleizer and Camo Pants. (More to come on Camo Pants later this week) But if you still need a shoulder to cry on...my hubby is out of town for the evening! :-)
Ms J
Sneak and read when you can. That's what I do. Congrats on the job. Hope it works out for you.
ReplyDeleteJust stay in touch with Rob, Ian, lemons & the bloggy world as time permitts. Don't let juggling everything stress you too much.
ReplyDeleteOuch. This is a tuffy...I don't know whether to be happy or sad for you?
ReplyDeleteWell, aside from the paycheck, I guess I'm sad for you. No lemons and a nippleizer. Not a fun combo.
Good luck anyway! I hope you're pleasantly surprised. ;D
xoxo
E
Thanks for all the well wishes ladies! Today Nippleizer sought me out and came by my desk to say "hi", I wasn't wearing safety glasses so I was nearly blinded. Thankfully I still have fast reflexes for damage to my cornea's was quickly deverted.
ReplyDeleteAfter I was relishing in the fact that I still have vision-Mr. Crotch Scratcher came into the office...Holy Fuck Ms J-how could we have forgotten about him? I am sure he has scabs all over his pubic reagion from the sheer amount of scratching he does! ECK!
So I take it your first day back was good?? LMAO!! Sure am gonna miss you. It's gonna be crazy not talking to you all the time. But believe me, I understand about the whole job thing.
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