No Mr. Manu Kala I don't want your millions you have promised me in your foreign bank account, so you can quit sending me your emails! And I am sorry Ms. Waneed, I truly am-but you and your now legless uncle in Africa are getting no sympathy or money from me-So you can quit sending me your emails as well. And Mr. Frank, dear dear Mr. Frank-I am sorry to disappoint you but I am not in need of your penis enlargement pills right now-I will however keep your number handy in case I ever do sprout a whanker and decide to keep it around. So you too can join my list of people who do not need to keep emailing me.
I swear I don't know how these people are getting my email address-they aren't sending Ms J anything! Furthermore, I have a hard time believing Manu Kala is actually reading this blog...and if Ms. Waneed is as concerned as she claims to be about her legless uncle-I don't think she really has the time to read Twilight, FanFic, OR this blog...and reaaaaallly Mr. Frank! If he read ANY part of this blog he would realize we are quite partial to our lady bits-and have NO desire to grow a pecker (of our own that is)...now if he sold a special formula to grow our own RPattz or Somerhalder Fun Stick-we'd be all over that shit!
So I went back to work on Monday and really hadn't gotten around to check my emails until today aaaannnnndddd I shit you not I had 337 fucking emails ranging from "Your a Lotto Winner" to "Get a Bigger "unit" by the weekend". Holy F-Balls! Are any of you getting these ridiculous mails in your "Twi-box"? I'm about to have some "fun" and start replying with the famous Pattinson Pecker Picture.
Mark that shit as spam and be done with it. It's from you visiting all those "questionable" websites. HEHE!! JK. But I know where you are coming from. My spam box is always full of that bull. I don't know why anyone feels that need to sit around and spam people all the time. What satisfaction do you get out of it? And who is stupid enough to believe that shit!!?? Ok. Off I go.
ReplyDeleteThis is so happening to me too. I get "You have won the UK lottery"..and there's one that I repeatedly get saying there is a woman in the hospital that needs me to claim her money for her. HORRIBLE!!
ReplyDeleteYep-been getting the UK Lottery for yearrrssss..I also used to get a bunch of stuff from Nigeria-and "inheritances" that I needed to send all my info to claim. Now it's just all Viagra/dating services/Diet pills. I used to be a Seller on Ebay so I think that's why I was targeted for all that back then.
ReplyDeleteJust send your bank info & be done with it..I'm sure they'll leave ya alone after that!! **or rape you in the middle of the night** it's a crapshoot.
Lemme know if anything comes of the Fun Stick cloning..I'd jump on that *literally* before you could say La Push Baby.