It's me again Margaret! So, I'm sitting at work, searching fanfic for a good story to pass the day. I actually found one that is really HOT!! It's called Labor of Devotion. If your bored, check it out!
I clicked on Yahoo! to see if Ms. M had emailed me any juicy tidbits (sadly she had not), but what do I see??? They have hired a new director to start filming Breaking Dawn!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! AND, he is an Academy Award winning director!! I'm about to scream with giddiness! They don't know if it will be broken into 2 films yet, but they are fucking starting!! It's about damn time!
So, I thought I would fill you guys in. I am jumping up and down in my seat!!
(Sorry M. It's only 2 f'bombs, but it's a short post ;-P) Later taters!
Right now, I'm at the old place because the cable guy couldn't come until tomorrow to hook up our cable/internet/phone. So, I'm sitting in an empty house paying my bills...
Thank God I have my obsessions to rescue me from real life! Stress relief this week has come in the form of fanfic, yummy Ian videos/pics, and the new Eclipse trailer! My husband has been wonderful at getting everything done for this move...which has thankfully left me time to tend to my other responsibilities (i.e. this blog) :-)
I would like to send a thank you to Kharizzmatik for updating Emancipation Proclamation this week, a thank you to Oprah for having Dakota Fanning introduce the latest Eclipse trailer, and to GQ for taking wonderful yummy pictures of Ian and placing them on the web.
And for further stress relief for all of us, please enjoy these pictures of our 'obsessions':
Let's give Ms Marlana a big round of applause for her first post yesterday. My only complaint is that she only used the F-Bomb once...that leaves me in the position of keeping my title as The Potty Mouth of the blog. I had high hopes for you Marlana...really high hopes. LOL! In all seriousness I have to thank her because while my ass was stuck at work and Ms J's was stuck giving her husband head for her new house...(OK...I don't know if that is what she was really doing, but it is the only explanation for her not knowing the trailer was going to be on Oprah yesterday)Marlana was in the real world watching and squeeing over the new trailer---and getting the motherfucker (see that's how you do it Marlana) uploaded onto the blog. She even took the time to write her own review (which I totally agree with!!). So Thank You Marlana and we would love to have you back ANYTIME!
Now, on to some panty melting goodness...Holy Shit Balls dropping from heaven above. I'm thinking commando is the way to go from now on. Saves me the effort of finding new panties when mine decide to leap from my body and hump my computer screen because that is exactly what they did when they watched this video below....
Howdy y'all. My name is Marlana and my friend, Mrs. M asked me if I would like to do a post. She has been tied up trying to shield her precious eyes from the Nippileizer. She asked me this on Tuesday and I am just now getting to actually sit down and do it. I have been trying to figure out what in the world to post about, plus deal with the cluster fuck that is known as my life. So when I logged onto facebook and saw this, I thought, "there can be my first post!!"
Ok, blogger hates me and won't let me figure out how to get underneath the video, so all of my comments will be on the top. One day I will learn (if these lovely ladies ever ask me to again! LOL)
I watched the videos 3 times in a row, just to take it all in. I must say, I'm very impressed. The action looks great and it looks like it may be close to the book, (yes, I read the leaked script, and I think this one is going to be the closest to the book.) I am extremely excited to see this one!!
Now to the negatives. What the hell is up with Jasper's hair??? Are you kidding me?? It looks like an ugly cat fell asleep on top of his head! Now I know no where in the book does it say he is a god or anything, but Alice is supposed to be this Goddess of style, right? So don't you think her husband/fiance/lover would have really stylish hair and clothing? And don't get me started on the scary eyes!! They do not look anything like I pictured from the book, but maybe I'm crazy.
So what do you guys think of the trailer? Do you think it's going to be good? How stoked are you for June 30th?? Let me know!! :-)
Ms M took Mini E and Mini B to work and I guess they thought they should recreate "The Office." Horny little minis---right on the phone!
Then they moved onto her printer...
The Mini B got extra frisky, while Mini E received his rewards and recognition...
Ms M said she tried to stop them from defiling her soda can, but here they go at it again.
You'd think Mini B would be done after all that, but no...she had to start checking out our yummy Ian.
Ms M texted me this pic when she caught Mini B staring. She said she told Mini B, "Back off Bitch, Ian's mine. You've already done Mini E on my phone, my printer, and my fucking soda!"
To top it all off, Ms M had to go commando today to work. Her panties couldn't stop humping her laptop when she pulled up the pics of Ian in GQ. Let's hope she has better luck tomorrow!
Ian Somerhalder is on the cover of GQ in May. Ms. M sent me a twitpic earlier today and I think my panties ran off screaming across the room! So hold on tight to yours, don't say you haven't been warned-
So without further adieu, here they are:
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I know the song, "I Want to Do Bad Things to You" is a True Blood song...but it is what came to mind when seeing all these pics!
Hope you enjoyed these as much as Ms M and I did!
BTW, the minis have been busy (and I do mean busy) at Ms M's office. Tomorrow, we'll share the pics with you :-)
Now that Ms J is preggos (thank to all the smutty fanficiton she was reading) she had to buy a new house so she put the blog to the side last week so she could get closed, pick paint colors, and begin the grueling task of moving all her shit.
I can't access the damn thing from work...something about "questionable content"...what the fuck! I am pretty sure the I.T. guys are just jealous of the precious and don't want the women at work getting any enjoyment from it....that HAS to be it! It certainly couldn't be all the F-bombs we drop and the naked pictures...NOPE-That can't be it at all....
NO! It certainly can't be because of pictures of me like this!
Anyway-with a husband who works the exact same fucking hours as me-and this blog still a secret, it has been hard. So I am wondering, do any of you blog from a cell phone? Can you do it from a blackberry? Or should I look into buying one of those Notebook things? I seriously feel like a crack addict who lost her pipe.... (OK-I don't know how you do crack-I am not sure if you need a pipe, a needle, you snort it, or shove chucks of it up your ass...I'm just saying I am going crazy!)
xoxo Ms M
ps-Ms J: I give you until next week to get all your crap moved and settled-then if you aren't up to "bloggy" speed...I will start sending you those pictures of Josh naked again...
No Mr. Manu Kala I don't want your millions you have promised me in your foreign bank account, so you can quit sending me your emails! And I am sorry Ms. Waneed, I truly am-but you and your now legless uncle in Africa are getting no sympathy or money from me-So you can quit sending me your emails as well. And Mr. Frank, dear dear Mr. Frank-I am sorry to disappoint you but I am not in need of your penis enlargement pills right now-I will however keep your number handy in case I ever do sprout a whanker and decide to keep it around. So you too can join my list of people who do not need to keep emailing me.
I swear I don't know how these people are getting my email address-they aren't sending Ms J anything! Furthermore, I have a hard time believing Manu Kala is actually reading this blog...and if Ms. Waneed is as concerned as she claims to be about her legless uncle-I don't think she really has the time to read Twilight, FanFic, OR this blog...and reaaaaallly Mr. Frank! If he read ANY part of this blog he would realize we are quite partial to our lady bits-and have NO desire to grow a pecker (of our own that is)...now if he sold a special formula to grow our own RPattz or Somerhalder Fun Stick-we'd be all over that shit!
So I went back to work on Monday and really hadn't gotten around to check my emails until today aaaannnnndddd I shit you not I had 337 fucking emails ranging from "Your a Lotto Winner" to "Get a Bigger "unit" by the weekend". Holy F-Balls! Are any of you getting these ridiculous mails in your "Twi-box"? I'm about to have some "fun" and start replying with the famous Pattinson Pecker Picture.
Farewell to Ms M's freedom...and to her long lemon reading days.
She just started back at the job we were let go from last year. (On a positive note, she gets to see Nippleizer again. Okay, that isn't such a positive note. Don't forget your safety glasses, Ms M!)
Several other people in her life are quite stressed about her lack of free time.
Ms M, why did you do it? I enjoyed dancing for you everyday.
Ms M, I am truly bothered by you going back to work. How are you to read all the lovely lemons about me while sitting at a desk?
Rob, Ian, Lemons...calm down. I'm sure that Ms M will still remember you once she returns to work. She loves all of you too much to trade you in for the Nippleizer and Camo Pants. (More to come on Camo Pants later this week) But if you still need a shoulder to cry on...my hubby is out of town for the evening! :-)
Happy Easter Ladies! We hope you are enjoying your day and the image of RPattz's naked pecker has left your mind...of course now that we brought it up you are probably having horrible flashbacks-sorry! By the way-we gained a follower with our pecker picture...Welcome VampiresWeLove! Good to have ya, and if you joined because of the peen picture you must be just as pervy as we are, so you are definitely in good company here! Which reminds me to remind you...once we hit 100 followers we will give something away!! Maybe a sparkly peen? LOL!
OK, I am not sure how good of an apology this is because the peen looks really weird! Serioulsy it is bent at the end? What the Fuck? I mean if you had a dick that looked like that would you let someone take a picture of it? Even if you knew they were just going to photoshop Robert Pattinson's face over yours? I don't think I would-but to each his own!
Happy Friday Ladies! I hope I didn't inflect too much damage to your eyeballs!
As promised from yesterday we do INDEED have the cure for the dried out vagina. If you remember a while back we found a few naked pictures of our fav. celebrities. Some were fairly disturbing-while others had us mildly fascinated. We are fully aware that a few were probably the product of a Photoshopping job gone wrong but we found this one a couple of days ago. Here is our beloved RPattz...Naked. Now before you click, it looks to us that this was a paparazzi type picture because he isn't looking anywhere near the camera. Perhaps this was during a costume change from the Bel Ami filming. And we are aware there was a huge campaign a while back about "Leaving Robert Alone" so that is why we are not going to post the photo here, if you want to see it you will need to click the link. Needless to say, it looks like what they say about big hands and long fingers is absolutely true...Click HERE if you want to see the PattzWang. Enjoy ladies!!
