HAPPY MONDAY!
I hope you are all enjoying your Monday. I am about to go fucking crazy! The entire family is here until January 4th...My ears have been raped by stories I didn't want to hear, my kitchen is a disaster area from people not cleaning up after themselves,and my formal dining room looks like a laundry room where people have thrown their coats...but that isn't the worst of it...you want to know the worst part? I don't have time to sit on my laptop and surf the web for mindless Twilight shit all day. I am now hiding in the bathroom-pretending to take a shit, just to make this post. A side note: Want to know a secret....my dh and I have been together since I was 18ish and not once has he ever witnessed me shitting--the man thinks I seriously do not shit. I never leave any evidence of such act...I am like the phantom shitter in my own house...so I better end this now because if I am in here for too long he is bound to get suspicious.
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Shake it Ian!
ReplyDeleteBless your heart! but thank you for sharing the hot shit that is Ian!
ReplyDeleteYou fucking crack me up!!! Thanks for the hot mess!!
ReplyDeleteSneak away from the fam- :0) Let's go out!
ReplyDeleteBring FSE and FSJ with you!
BTW, Wonderful video!!! We need to find some 'Damon' fan fics...
ReplyDeleteYou have no idea how many times I have taken a 'fake shit' to get the fuck away from everyone....I think they might be on to me, i brought a cup of coffee in once.
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