Rob With Only a Hat on His Dong? Why Yes It Is!

If you like Santa Rob and you haven't checked out this website...you have GOT. TO. MISTER! It is fucking hysterical! It is http://robnipulations.wordpress.com/ . We have been giggling over all their "nipulations" all day. Of course if it is a site we visit...it is most likely intended for mature...er - I mean 18+ viewers.

A note for hump day...yes the dolls are humping...but NO there is not a HUMP day post this week. As noted before the hubbies are home, and I am not sure how we would explain us taking pictures of "that".

Happy Panty Melting Monday!

Sorry we have been MIA lately...with the DH's home for Holiday break-we haven't had the time needed to make a proper post. I hope you will forgive us after you watch this.....

Poof! Our Panties are Gone!

Thank you Marlana for telling us about this Wonderful Lemon! Permanently Etched by hunterhunting (Tattwards Mama): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5600375/1/

It was a wonderful Christmas present!

30 Seconds of Our Hot Mess

HAPPY MONDAY!

I hope you are all enjoying your Monday. I am about to go fucking crazy! The entire family is here until January 4th...My ears have been raped by stories I didn't want to hear, my kitchen is a disaster area from people not cleaning up after themselves,and my formal dining room looks like a laundry room where people have thrown their coats...but that isn't the worst of it...you want to know the worst part? I don't have time to sit on my laptop and surf the web for mindless Twilight shit all day. I am now hiding in the bathroom-pretending to take a shit, just to make this post. A side note: Want to know a secret....my dh and I have been together since I was 18ish and not once has he ever witnessed me shitting--the man thinks I seriously do not shit. I never leave any evidence of such act...I am like the phantom shitter in my own house...so I better end this now because if I am in here for too long he is bound to get suspicious.

It's What's Inside that Counts

I just have to share this! Who watches The Soup with Joel McHale? I watch it every week. Anyway back to what I have to share- This morning I'm sitting here watching and Joel shows a clip from CBS Cares. I really can't explain it...so please watch-

and they did not one of these but at least three...here is the Hanukkah version



and, last but not least, the "it's what's inside that counts" version


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There are more video on CBS.com and there is a little something for the guys as well...

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Fan Fic Friday!

Hello Ladies (and possibly one gentleman)! It is Friday and as promised we thought we start a tradition around here "Fan Fic Friday", so go ahead and comment your favorite battery draining fanfic in the comments. Hopefully it will help get us through the long weekend.

Of course we all know about The Office (unfortunately I think it is gone for now) and we have a link on the side for Clipped Wings and Inked Armor and the Submissive/Dominant/The Training.....so what new ones do you girls have?

Your So Sweet We Wanna Lick The Wrapper!

We thought you might need something to get you in the mood for tomorrow's FanFic Friday! Be sure to send us (or comment us) your links to your favorite fanfic/or the one that has your panties in a state of complete mush right now.

And we hope you have been able to watch the week long marathon of Damon/I mean Vampire Diaries on the CW. It somewhat makes up for the dry spell with the New Moon hype being over.

Our Happy "HUMP" Day Nod to DomWard and Tattward

Thank you Miss Marlana for introducing us to Mr. ... I mean Master DomWard (I know I know-we are so behind on the times around here). I still stand by my statement that if ANY ONE ever swatted my lady bits with a riding crop I'd be little pissed...but after reading more of this panty melting story I might let him do some "other" things to me....

And after much pear pressure and a threat from Ms J to do bodily harm to me (sounds kinky-all right all right I really have been reading too much DomWard!) I will post my birthday pictures tomorrow...maybe...possibly...ok, if I consume enough alcohol....and if you all promise to be nice...
(I have been told I needed to explain the Tattward reference, it is in the Cupcake Print on the blindfold/hand restraints. And the fanfics are Clipped Wings and Inked Armor and The Submissive/Dominant-I will try and get some links up on the side soon!)

What the Fuck-a-dee Fuck Fuck!

What is up people...I know we moved. But we went from like 60+ followers to 11. Oh we LOVE our 11! You Bitches (and possibly one Dude) ROCK! But what is going on? If you are here and haven't pressed the "Follow" button...why not do it now? It looks like this:

And for those of you already following we have (as promised) some changes ... like we said before we wanted a Twilight Blog that wasn't "just" about Twilight. So to ease everyone into it Friday's will be FanFic Friday's here at the NoList. We would like everyone to send in a link to their favorite Fanfic they have been reading-that way we will have something to do on the weekends (wink wink). Friday morning we will put up a post requesting the links and you can add yours into the comments...it's that easy! Then when we get back together on Monday you can give your lil' skittles a rest and come back and we can talk about something else. Sound like a deal?

Okay Good...Now get on over to the side bar and hit Follow for Fucks Sake!

xoxo-Ms J

Now There's Some Elves I Could Get Naughty With!

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And here is a little Solo:

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Happy Birthday Ms M!

Yesterday was Ms M's birthday...and we're celebrating it today. Sorry, Ms M, I guess I was thinking since we were doing your bday lunch today...that I should post today--sorry for the belated blog message!

Little M has really got into the Twilight spirit. On Saturday, she went to the mall to make a special purchase for her mom. She just forgot the iced tea.

Unfortunately, some other people were sad I missed Ms. M's birthday--

Ian wrote, "Damn it, Ms J, how could you forget to blog about Ms M's birthday? It's driving me to drink. Tell Ms M how much I love her."*

Kathy send me a picture message wondering how I could be such a fucking loser for forgetting to blog about Ms M birthday. *

*As always, these are just our made up shit for our personal enjoyment. No celebrities were harmed in the making of this post.

You Belong With Me Jacob!

Ms M's daughter (Little M) found this little ditty last night...we think she is secretly loving the Twilight! We thought it was too funny not to share!

The Honeymoon is Over!

Time to hate on the precious.... is it too early...nah....


Ok Here is my beef:

First of all, let me preface this by saying I have watched the damn movie more than any human should....about twice a day since the day after it came out....plus the midnight showing. How you ask...well....illegally of course! I'm not made of that kind of money-but since I do not have a j.o.b. I do have that kind of time. And actually-is it illegal if I am not the one downloading it? Hmmm...that is my defense if anybody comes knocking at my door. Anyway.... since I can now recite the fucking thing by heart I think I can honestly come here and get on my little soap box for a bit.

Yes, I know--I said I loved loved loved the thing the first time I watched it. I did! I loved it the second, third, forth and possibly fifth too. But then something happened. I felt like I was missing something (besides Bella's tears). I couldn't quite put my finger on it until recently....and I finally figured it out while reading the latest chapter of Clipped Wings---where is the fucking sex. Oh I know...I knew there wouldn't be any going into the movie...there wasn't any in the damn books. But really.... if they are going to try and sell us on the fantasy of Vampires and Werewolves couldn't they throw some reality in there? So...you are 18, your boyfriend dumps you (for all intents and purposes you think he really doesn't like you anymore and has moved on and away) and your hot half naked friend is totally into you...and you are somewhat into him too...tell me you wouldn't tap that! And by "tap" I mean you've already started air humping as you are leaping towards said friend saying things like "Fuck Me Now You Rotten Bastard"! Oh sure when Mr. Love of your Life comes back you might feel guilty about it and drop your friend faster than Tiger's wife dropped a nine iron next to his head... but while Mr. Love is away...You'd surely play! And by play I mean dirty rotten sweaty sex!!

WELCOME TO THE NEW SITE!

We have officially moved on...not because we don't love Twilight, but because we love a lot of things--AND because Ms M's lovely daughter found our other blog. Little M finding our perverted little blog was sort of a blessing in disguise because we had been discussing either doing something different with the old blog for a while or just completely shutting it down. Her finding us just gave us the little boost we needed to get our lazy asses in gear and figure out what we wanted to do. What we decided was we couldn't just go away - we are like the gift that keeps on giving! We really needed an outlet for our craziness otherwise our dh's would have us committed AND we love being part of this community of women so completely batshit crazy that we feel somewhat normal when we log on everyday (wink wink). So here we are-and YES for those wondering we have taken extra precautions so that the little shithead will not find us again. Ms M will not be saving our site under her "favorites" on her laptop and we took off a few of the posts that we knew she was looking at. We also changed our contact information on here. We can still be reached at our old email-but we have new ones that are linked to this site only.



What changes can you expect? Well-We Still LOVE Twilight so not much will change in that aspect. But we didn't want to limit ourselves to just Twilight related posts. We are really into pop-culture....no we aren't in line to be the next Perez Hilton's....but if we hear something that makes us laugh...we might share. We love us some Ian Somerhalder...so if we find a naked picture of him with a healthy looking wang....we might share that too. We also have discovered that we really are horny perverts after all and we devourer fan fic like chocolate cake at a weight watchers convention....so we will be discussing that too--and perhaps sharing some of our own.

Happy HUMP Day!

This "Happy HUMP Day" comes to us from Rachel Z from My Life with a Twilight Obsession: HOLY SHIT We need to get us some of these bendie dolls!

My only question is: Where is Edwards Pecker?

Edward Brought a SNACK!

B is returning the favor!

We might need you to share that ciggie with us after that!!