So, New Moon is coming soon (SQEEEEE) and we are super excited! Ms J and I were talking last night and what started out with innocent squeee'ing turned into a deep fucking conversation about the "what if's"..."what if New Moon blows", "what if we start yelling obscenities in the theater" and "What IF...What if WE think it blows huge ass green donkey shits and everyone else is too blinded by the Pattinson Sparkle to see it". What if we come to our little TwiBloggie land on Friday morning and everyone else is talking about how wonderful it was and we thought it stunk....holy shit! What would we do. Well, I am here to tell you now what we would do....we would tell you all...it BLEW! And we would site all the reasons why we thought it blew. Now, we aren't generally "The glass is half empty kind of girls" and we are trying to stay positive about the situation. I would love nothing more than to be able to come here Friday and honestly tell you all the movie rocked our panties off and we are planning our 4th trip back that evening....but I still have strong memories of "Twilight" in my mind. And let me tell you..."Twilight" sucked. The acting sucked, the screenplay sucked, the special effects sucked.....I don't think I need to continue.
So in talking last night we have become fully aware that if our beloved movie does indeed suck the big one...we most likely will be alienating ourselves from the TwiLand because we have vowed to be honest and try to look past the sparkles and muscles next Thursday at Midnight-but so be it. We love you all too much not to give you our opinion! LOL!
We are planning on bringing extra undergarmets to the movie---in hopes that it does indeed "Rock our Panties off" though!
I'll be avoiding all blogs until November 22nd (when I finally get to see NM) but your site will be one of the first I visit. I love your honesty. I am not blinded by the sparkle! (but we'll still love it, even if it stinks!)
ReplyDeleteWe're gonna wait a few days to talk details - just to give people a chance to catch up! We'll post something the next day - maybe say if we liked it or not, too - but not cover the details too much for a coupla days...
ReplyDeleteOh and I am with you on Twilight - not that this has stopped me from watching it eight gazillion times. And loving it. It's a "special" movie... : )
P.S. I just glanced over at your NM countdown clock and for some reason it is at "00:00:00:00" and my stomach flipped so hard I nearly puked. No shit.
xo
I don't understand why I have watched Twilight as many times as I have (and will probably continue to)...I think a part of me is hoping for a different outcome everytime-like the magical fairies will come down and change all the shittiness before I stick it in the DVD player.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't know what is up with the counter...I think it is trying to tell us it is tired of waiting for the movie to come out too!
I'm right there with you girls because I fell in love with the books first and that's what I'm a true fan of and if the movie blows then it blows and I'll be sad but I'll be honest with the readers of our blog at AnF that I didn't like it so don't be afraid to come and see us! HAHA the word "Sadist" is in the verification code!
ReplyDeleteYep, I'm with you girls and the commenters. We're going to go in with moderate expectations, hoping to be pleasantly surprised and walk away dazzled. But we're realistic too...although I'll try to keep from putting it under too much scrutiny, I guarantee LLL will rip apart every shred that is even a millistep from the book. So it should be an interesting review for us and probably won't happen until the following week.
ReplyDeleteGood or bad, even if we disagree, you're not getting rid of our asses...we'll stalk you till the end of the twi-dom ;)